Assectomy

Assectomy – the procedure in which an asshole is separated from an institution, employer or personal relationship because of being an asshole.

Some survive an assectomy by joining AA Assholes Anonymous and participating in a 12-step program to reform their lives. Others just go on to another institution, employer or personal relationship to repeat the cycle in an endless loop of assholiness.

When Bill was dumped by Karen, he went through a brief period of remorse following the assectomy but did not continue his 12-step Assholes Anonymous group and went on to inflict his assholiness on yet another sad but unknowing victim.

by Marthakay November 9, 2008

arsecrack

noun, the buttocks gap

This is the interval between the buttocks.

He stared at her arsecrack as if staring at a masterpiece of nature.

by Tiago Zuhr August 25, 2008

assecrist

the most extreme of any situation, good or bad; it's anything you want it to mean!

"He's being such an assecrist today!"

by adeioonse December 3, 2009

Absera

A beautiful, sweet girl who has a great sense of humor and knowledge. She makes friends easily and stays close with them. If everybody had an Absera, the world would be filled with smiles.

Oh, those kids are laughing at a joke, it must be Absera!

by elyse666 September 22, 2011

absent

what zach is everyday

teacher: who’s absent?
eva de bosss: zachs absent...
zach: bRo I sWeAr

by ozziebaby October 27, 2019

absacob

An Absacob can be the greatest friend you could ever have he will have your back no matter what he can be the most best rapper ever and best fighter he also could be the best basketball player in your team

Yo look at my Absacob he the Best

by Unknown number 77 January 14, 2018

gamer absence

some say it's when you sit for so long your meat goes numb.

i'm currently experiencing gamer absence.

by scuppers July 8, 2020