stacking abrahams

When you are so poor and/or have a low-paying job that only pays pennies. Contrast with "Stacking Benjamins" (many references) when you have so much money because you are successful (see lyrics for Fired Up by Shaggy).

Dude, did you know that Amber works midnight shift at McDonalds? She be stacking abrahams, yo.

by chopsz August 17, 2016

Silent Abraham

When you successfully ejaculate in the presence of others without their knowledge. After which, you yell “Silent Abraham!”

Silent Abraham changed my family dynamics. I can’t believe my stepdad Silent Abraham’d me!

by Cummy Fuggletrousers November 20, 2020

Abraham Lincoln

Shave your pubes and hold them in your hand. Get your mate to give you a blowjob and when you cum on her face throw the trimmed curlies onto your semen soaked partners face and she will be left with a striking resemblance to Abraham Lincoln.

My girlfriend looked very presidential after I gave her an Abraham Lincoln.

by Merc November 17, 2004

Abrah

The best friend a person could ever have despite her inability to choose between cable and wine. The ability to express and laugh at one's own craziness, while seeming vaguely sane enough to tie your own shoes.

You have to learn to be very Abrah in order to work here.

by notinwy February 3, 2010

abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln

what have you done

Guy: abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln
Cashier: Sir this is a McDonalds.

by notarealperson111 December 8, 2020

Abraham

A Mexican nigga who is short but attracts girls a lot. He actually cares about relationships and doesn’t cheat unless you cheat on him. He will always listen to your problems and will try to help you any way he can. You can always trust him, and he is loyal. He also likes Jordans and dresses nicely and has a big penis.

Girl 1: Omg are you dating Abraham!?
Girl 2: Yeah, I’m so lucky right!

by I am not Abraham March 9, 2020

Abrahms Pursuit

An intensely difficult and particularly evil piece written for concert band by David Holsinger.

Coming in at just about 174 beats per minute this heart-racing piece spells hell in big, red, capitol letters in an obscenely large font for all those who have to play.

It features flutes and trumepts in an epic battle-type mayhem with its main melody switching every few bars to create an exciting but extremely confusing piece.

Band instructor: Alright, lets try this piece by David Holsinger.
Band: What's it called?
Band Instructor: (Tentatively) Abrahms Pursuit
Band: DEATH!

by AbrahmsPursuitCasualty March 19, 2008