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Ben Astley

Rick Astley's son. Literally Rick Astley's son.
Person 1: is that Rick Astley's son?
Person 2: yep that's Ben Astley alright
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Rick Astley

Rick Astley is an alpha male and the one true god. Bow down to him for eternal greatness and power. Rick Astley could conquer the world within days, but he gives us mercy.
Have you followed RICK ASTLEY on Spotify? If not repent your sins by jumping off a cliff
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Rick Astley

The man, the myth, the legend, the creator of the rick roll. The rick roll is a song made by Rick Astley called never gonna give you up.
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Rick Astley

You may think that Rick Astley is someone that will never....
Give you up
Let you down
Run around
Desert you
Make you cry
Say Goodbye
Tell a lie
Hurt you

But really, this is what he is:

-real name is Giovanni
-ox molester

-someone who despises irish men
-someone who shits on himself
-someone who loves piss
-someone who thinks Nazis are foolish
- someone who is Christian
- someone who is a douchebag
-fat oxes give him a good time
-someone who thinks that black people need a whole bottle of soap
-someone who likes to fuck with pee
-someone who wouldn't search for you if you got lost
-someone who thinks people watching porn are bastards
-someone who calls other people's dancing foolish
-someone who has a job as a console seller because he boxes a nintendo wii
-someone who thinks Woody from Toy Story is a nerd
-someone who is confused with his sexuality
-someone who thinks we look like a pig
-someone who will never fuck Luigi
-someone who makes people eat his snot
-someone who molests his penis too
-someone who is a penis
-someone who is naked inside a hole
-someone who wears makeup and puts it on people

But We still love him, because not everyone knows this stuff
Rick Astley molests oxes and his penis.
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the astley cooper school

UGLIEST PEOPLE really racist ,full of girls with body over there gcses grades example body count of 20, pussy be clapping for the nhs aswell releasing a strong toxic fish smells makes you wonder if there’s a fish market around.

white skinny girls think they can run the school more time they be looking like donald trump lolll , they think say n word is cool. are you not embarrasseddddd.
highest body count found in the astley cooper school
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Rick Astley

Never Gonna Give You Up! Never Gonna Let You Down! Never Gonna Run Around and Desert You!
thats it broski
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