Asset Protection

the protection of the backside of miniature donkeys, elephants and mongoose.

Could someone please call Asset Protection to deal with the artard in the lobby?

by Anniew March 18, 2008

citigroup asset management

A place I long to be. The people are great & everyone is nice.

"I love my job".
"Oh you must mean Citigroup Asset Management"

by yo yo mon bitoch March 31, 2005

Ditch the Ass, Sieze the Assets

A womens plan when divorcing a man. Usually a man who had it coming.

You: Hows your husband?

Friend: Oh that jackass? I'm divorcing him.

You: Yea ditch the ass, sieze the assets.

by doubletrouble22 September 25, 2009

Asseter

A fucking whore who can’t do anything , they tend to feed on cocaine

Jane : ew it’s a asseter

by Kwekjifhiglierfgirfegofjerg.78 December 25, 2019

Digital Transfer of assets

The right to transfer digital assets from one person to another is digital transfer of assets.

digital assets from one person to another is digital transfer of assets

by s j tubrazy April 13, 2013

Online Assets

Multitude user’s interfaces which connect to the online value of an individual on internet.

online value of an individual is online assets

by s j tubrazy April 17, 2013

lickquid assets

Cash dat a lady hopes to obtain from a guy by giving him one or more tongue-lolling blowjobs.

Dogs and girls alike seem to think dat they can extract lickquid assets out of mushy-hearted dudes.

by QuacksO December 31, 2023