assed out

1. An unfortunate occurrence in which one gets shafted or lacks adequate resources to accomplish his mission.
2. An anal prolapse in which the sphincter muscle drops outside the anus into the medial space between the two buttocks.

1.You don't have a condon, B? I guess our assed out.
2.Damn, dog I'm assed out from these hemorrhoids. Get me some suppositories or some shit!

by flurky October 28, 2003

assed up from the calves up

used to describe a woman (usually) hu has a saggy arse.

boy 1: man! that hoe sho is assed up from the calves up!

boy 2: fligga is talking crazy. mo fo has some bitchin arse. i'd sho like to slap up, slap down and slam on that!

boy 1: fo shizzle!

by xTruth_Hurtsx May 18, 2007

assed-up

Angry to the point of no return,usually with the outcome ending in great violence to the one who has given you"a case of the ass" to begin with.

That f#@*ing Sam has got me all assed-up over not paying me my money!

by WORSETHANSATAN September 13, 2003

assed out

sleep brought on by overconsumption of miscellaneous substances

damn, i had a xanbar and a fifth of vodka and i was assed out

by Tanatz August 2, 2006

assed-up

Excited to the point of distraction.

Heather got so assed-up in the meeting that she broke a nail.

by Thuggery September 20, 2005

assed out

when a girl is so wasted at a party she passes out in a compromising position, usually with her butt showing (naked or underwear)

That chick is assed out on the couch. Nice thong!

by Marlow Mike May 22, 2009

Assed Up

Assed up is most commonly used in situations when livid is too weak and fucking enraged is not acceptable language for the company in the room. It makes the elderly giggle for being wrong, yet tepid by today's standards.

Boy, the boss sure is assed up about all of us being the world's most worthless employees.

by Optimous Douche November 26, 2014