asspire

to exit an elevator after passing gas in it with hopes that the next person in there will be graced with the stench

i feel bad for the next person to go in the elevator. i just left a vicious asspire in there

by Papa Nimz June 1, 2007

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Black Aspirin

A pseudonym given to a certain dark, sugary soft drink that shall remain nameless. Believed to have an re-energising effect on those suffering symptoms of the night before.

Whoa man, i had a bender last night. My head is throbbing, can you duck down to the shops and fetch me a bottle of Black Aspirin? I'll pay you back - i swear!

by Benebrius April 10, 2010

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half sucked aspirin

The description of a person's face which resembles a partially dissolved aspirin tablet, in that it is pockmarked and lumpy.

"Oh did you see Cameron Diaz without make-up? she's got a head like a half sucked aspirin!"

by LifeSpan-Void May 28, 2006

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A person (like me) with Aspergers Syndrome and probably the most creative but most socially struggling kind of person that can fit in. Also the best kind of person. Aspergers Syndrome is on the autism spectrum ASD. And if you insult us you are a stupid b***h.

Me: Hi i’m an aspie.
Random B***h: Lol autistic person, you stupid.
Me: No we better than you stupid normie.

(Mind you i’m 12 right now and we may say our age for clarification just because, so thats another aspie trait for you.

by SliceJosiah January 13, 2020

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Aspiegasm

A feeling of intense, almost sexual, joy that a nerdy person gets from something that people on the Autistic Spectrum usually love, such as trains or weather.
On the TV show, "The Big Bang Theory" the character Sheldon frequently has Aspiegasms about geeky things.

When I offhandedly mentioned to Brian that my train was in the middle of the road, he had a total Aspiegasm, squealing "Ooh, street running! Take a picture, take a picture!"

by Pete Theroux January 2, 2012

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