Asif

A real playa and charmer and predator falls in love only to realise women are fake then moves on to his next prey

Asifs are tall, dark and handsome and really wealthy with all the 10/10

Every woman wants Asif

Asifs are hot and full of sexual pleasure

by Stacy92 September 30, 2018

asif

a boggling mastermind

shonk gorilla stomp baby

by bitch im manny August 21, 2004

Ariff

Being noisy and annoying, kind of like a rock guitar riff

Now you are just pulling an ariff

by Qwertyhero September 12, 2015

Ajiffniff

Something that people don’t seem to have a lot of these days.
“Use your ajiffniff”
‘I can’t Sir, I don’t know what it is’

Everyone should use their ajiffniff every single day. It’s not a super power, it’s just a thing.

Examples -
Alfie used his ajiffniff and made some memes that made people laugh. A lot.

I googled ajiffniff.
Congratulations on using your ajiffniff to google it.

This ajiffniff is as the reason for change.

I went to buy a sausage roll. They’d run out so I used my ajiffniff and bought a bacon sandwich instead

by Major Wager February 19, 2022

pulling an asif

When an individual disappears from public life entirely for days on end, fails to reply to modern communication devices and is akin to a wizard in his ability to go unseen.

Usually has some bs excuse for the disappearing act.

dude1: have u seen jon at all lately?
dude2: no man he is pulling an asif, no sight of him.

dudette1: hey you been pulling an asif these past few days!
dudette2: girl, i been so busy with work and school...
dudette1: i thought you got fired?
dudette2: ...

by thejumperup26 October 15, 2010

aliff01

a friendly malaysian person that you need in your life

man: "hey have you aliff01 today?"
man 2: "no but i'm about to, i love that guy"
man: "me too"

by amcabeyoglu July 4, 2021

Asif

A BIIIIIG ANIME WEEB LIVING WITH BIG BOZONGA ANIME GIRLS IN BEDS WITH APPPPPLESSSS AND WATERRRRRR RAINING ON EM.

Sorry he was being weird don’t listen to the sentence before this.

Asif are you fighting over apples and anime again?

by Ailed;kkaldsfjladfj;ldfj February 7, 2022