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Asian

A person who was born in Asia or is descended from an Asian.

SOME ethnicities that qualify as part of the Asian race:

East Asians, including:

* Japanese people

* Chinese people

* Koreans

* Mongols

* Hmong People

Southeast Asians, including:

* Thai people

* Vietnamese people

* Filipino people

* Bruneian people

* Lao people

East Asians typically have thin eyes with a single eyelid (meaning their eyelids have no creases as opposed to a Caucasian). They are pale for the most part and usually have the smaller end of the "size of sexual parts" scale. They are somewhat shorter than the average Caucasian, and usually have high cheek bones. Their hair is more likely to be straight and black.

Southeast Asians typically have thin eyes as well but they are a little bigger than an East Asian's eyes. They are more prone to double eyelids. As you move closer to the equator, Southeast Asians' skin color become darker. They are somewhat shorter than the average Caucasian, but most are taller than East Asians. They may have high cheekbones, and their hair is more likely to be black or brown and straight, but they may have wavy hair.

Popular stereotypes that accompany this race include:

•A- or above academic grade
•Glasses
•Perfect skin
•Race with the most braces (teeth) wearers
•Nerdy
•Obsessed with online gaming
•Strict parents
•Bad drivers

Observations/Studies show that Asians are more likely to become more successful than black, Caucasian, and Latino peoples.
Bobby: Hey, are you Asian?

Dara: Yes, I'm from the Philippines and my mother is from Korea.
by flyxify March 6, 2011
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someone who was or had ancestors born in Asia. This includes China, Japan, Korea, Philippines, etc. There are many sterotypes about Asians, some true and some completely false. Here are a few:

MOST Asians are smart. Or at least have common sense. (true)
Asians are bad drivers. (well, not all Asians.)
All Asians don't speak English. (wtf. just cuz we're asian doesn't mean we cant speak english)
Asians have many children. (true, but only cuz they dont like cutting off the amount of children they have)
Asians eat dogs, cats, and need rice. (sure, we eat those things. whatever. btw, rice balances out flavors, making almost all foods taste good.)
Asians are always beautiful. (false. im an asian, and honestly, im not "perfect". but thanks for the compliment...?)
Asians are nerdy. (true. but a good kind of nerdy. their so called "nerdiness" is just their kind of epicness. and a lot of ppl actually like their nerdiness.)

So yeah, Asians are normal, they just don't look or act like other people. But remember, that's what makes them awesome.
Todd: Hey, who's that? Over there?
Paul: Oh, her? That's Kim. She's Asian and she pretty fun.
by simply_jj October 8, 2011
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"He is Asian"
"She is from China, therefor she falls in the Asian category"
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"He is Asian"
"She is from China, therefor she falls in the Asian category"
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Someone that has good grades and knows everything and has parents that will kill you if you got a b or lower on a test.
My Asian parents got mad at me when I got a 95 on the test
by FLOOR_GANG January 19, 2020
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The name of one of the finest muthatruckers that ever walked this earth.Those blessed with having the first name "Asian" are generally likable,pimp-like,funny,fine,and a natural born player.
If there was one man that could stand toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris,it'll be a guy named Asian.
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People originating from the continent of Asia. May be of Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Filipino, Indian descent plus the many other islands located near the Pacific. A lot of stereotypes surround East Asians such as:

1. Above normal intelligence
2. Strict parents
3. Bad driving skills
4. Small penises
5. Obsession with multiplayer computer games
6. Being sluts
7. etc.

Well guess what for one thing if they're so smart that's because they work hard, I can say that the white woman who crashed into the tree yesterday is a bad driver, their dicks are so not small and what about those pallid white guys who stay in their mother's basement playing guitar hero all day >.> ?
-He's such a smartass and all he does is sleep in class all day.

-Well duh he's asian.
by Fil_Chin February 9, 2008
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