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ashtray crew

A filthy scene group of dirty scene posers called the "Ashtray crew" who claim they are all top notch myspace whores, They will use you and abuse you for not being "LyK fulli br00t4l"
They don't know how to use proper english and commonly add numerous amounts of "Z's"

Practically everyone hates them but they seem to think otherwise.
"eww eww ashtray crew"

"omg guys looks its that dirty ashtray crew coming, everyone hold your breath!"
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ashtray tagging

Leaving rare-label butts in prominent places in the hope that someone will recognize you from your choice of smoke.
1. Johnny scoffs at ashtray tagging because its politically incorrect.

2. I just bought this carton of chinese cigs online.. now everyone will know where I smoke!
by antonima1 May 2, 2010
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ashtray on a motorbike

Used to describe something utterly useless.
This app is about as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike. Bloody thing crashes every time I try to make a purchase.
by immediate 1 August 26, 2019
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Ashtray-lowkey

An “ashtray lowkey” is any white Christian nationalist that crushes butt after butt after butt after butt. Someone who’s very literally exists solely to crush butts ad nauseam, perpetually, in perpetuity. Until one day it gets its own butt sooper crushed,like heroically crushed, and after a dynamic life cycle, the ashtray its self will be ,for the rest of all time, simply -ashes flicked out the foreign, and smoke all up in your lungs, and remembered as nothing else.
Unhoused person with a penis 1 “boulder police stripped and robbed me on the side of the road !”
Unhoused person with a penis 2” your lucky that’s all they did when they got you naked ,every last deputy up through the brass is an ashtray-lowkey”
by P@193 April 19, 2025
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ASHTRAY BEARD

The modern normie / npc lazy style for men of a wide age range from late 20's to senior age.
This look is post circa 2000 but had some similar types prior but is more
common now, actually quite prolific.

The name describes pretty much everything, a collector of filth on a man's chin -

the unkempt look extends to the whole persona but is currently socially
acceptable.

Has a generally unhealthy life, repetetive, posturing, feeling of a constant
hang over , smells like stale smoke in the back of a wet sedan.
This type will be always drinking beer, smoking cigarettes, vaping, gaming, doing lottery
has cocaine addiction because of his club days out of high school and never found
traction in a career is just schlepping with the 10 hour shifts for someone else
in a reflective vest.
The staple hobby of the Ashtray Beard is being a locked in die hard sports-fan of course.
This type can be married or single. If married has a very loud obnoxious wife who
one ups him in constant barrage of insults and always whoring around.
Usually drives a Dodge Ram truck but that is irrelevant.

Any vehicle that is owned by the bank is his ride and he's proud
to tell you that you need to go buy a new truck like him
since he thought the guy at the dealership was being his
friend when he told him to tell others about the

no money down prime rate for the 2026 Truck.
Ashtray Beard cried when a 2010 Ford Escape passed him on the highway.
by OATSTAO November 15, 2025
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Winston Churchill's ashtray

The appearance of a lavatory bowl post flush, after an apocalyptic shit. With numerous brown smears going off in all directions.
Pooooh Kevin, why don't you clean the toilet after a shite, it looks like Winston Churchill's ashtray!!
by griggy June 20, 2011
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ghost ashtray

noun. A person or thing that is completely devoid of any use to society. Like a fish with a bicycle, a ghost ashtray has no benefit whatsoever, it merely takes up space and collects dust. Think about it, if a ghost could physically manipulate material objects, items like ashtrays and urinals would be completely useless to them. The term originates from a story about an evil, ambitious man who did alot of horrible deeds and killed many innocent people in a quest for more power. After he finally died, all spirits of the people he had wronged swarmed him. They squished and moulded his spirit into the shape of an ashtray permanantly.
by Apathygrrl September 25, 2005
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