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assoblutely

1) Same as “absolutely” but it allows you to loudly sneak in unnoticed the term "ass" ass during any conversation in almost any kind of context when done properly.

2) Sort of comes out naturally instead of “absolutely” when you’re thinking abundantly about ass.
1)
Boss: -Will the presentation be ready for tomorrow morning?
You: -Assoblutely sir!

2)
Hot girl in the club: -So, what do you think of the club? Do you like it in here?
You: -Assoblutely!
by RX777 March 3, 2011
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ASCOM PHONE

A crappy cordless phone used in the hospital setting given to staff to communicate with each other and other departments. It is very expensive, loses signal frequently, has an extremely short battery life, drops calls and is always static-y. You can never understand a full conservation when on an Ascom phone.
An ER doctor ripped the pharmacy staff new assholes when the ASCOM PHONE hung up on the doctor while he was trying to give a heparin order
by Dollie Pop November 24, 2011
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asconding

(adj.)asconding,(verb)to ascond: to condescend in order to unnecessarily prove one's brilliance.
Andy and Claire answered all the study questions in english class today; how asconding!
by Drew Whizzo April 2, 2005
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Royal Ascot

Sexual position / experimentation involving a hooker (or any other sexual partner) and a horse. The method is having a horse sit on ones chest to effect auto-asphyxiation while being given a handjob.
Jeff "my heads still spinning from last night"
Drederick "why's that?"
J "i payed for a Royal Ascot"
D "Really? Was she a thorough-bred?"
by Chimm Ritchells September 23, 2011
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Ascorbid

A friend that is being ridiculous but more funny than annoying
Michael: you have to walk me to my class
Ryan: but it’s so far out of the way!
Michael: but I don’t want to walk alone :((((
Ryan: fineeeee

Michael: *runs across the room like a t rex*
Margaret: you’re being so ascorbid right now
by Lamowwww November 9, 2019
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Agcobile

Agcobile means happiness

Means rejoicing

Means cheering
Agcobile means the underground gang is rejoicing and is very grateful that the young one was born.
It also means that the born one is happy to add in to the population of this world.
It is often given to cute babies, girls and boys
It is rare to find in a nation other than the Xhosa tribe.
When you pronounce it, you have to make sure of tha "gc" because that's where the meaning comes from.
(Agcobile Amatita, amangcwangula, ophelane )
Meaning a certain tribe to which the baby was born, I'd happy.
by Gcogco November 23, 2021
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Forced ascot

When you fuck the space between someone's neck and chin without asking. Monocle optional.
Dear Sir, when you did a forced ascot on me, I did not appreciate getting cum in my eye. Signed, your former lady friend.
by bigblackwave July 9, 2010
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