1) Same as “absolutely” but it allows you to loudly sneak in unnoticed the term "ass" ass during any conversation in almost any kind of context when done properly.
2) Sort of comes out naturally instead of “absolutely” when you’re thinking abundantly about ass.
2) Sort of comes out naturally instead of “absolutely” when you’re thinking abundantly about ass.
1)
Boss: -Will the presentation be ready for tomorrow morning?
You: -Assoblutely sir!
2)
Hot girl in the club: -So, what do you think of the club? Do you like it in here?
You: -Assoblutely!
Boss: -Will the presentation be ready for tomorrow morning?
You: -Assoblutely sir!
2)
Hot girl in the club: -So, what do you think of the club? Do you like it in here?
You: -Assoblutely!
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An ER doctor ripped the pharmacy staff new assholes when the ASCOM PHONE hung up on the doctor while he was trying to give a heparin order
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Get the asconding mug.Sexual position / experimentation involving a hooker (or any other sexual partner) and a horse. The method is having a horse sit on ones chest to effect auto-asphyxiation while being given a handjob.
Jeff "my heads still spinning from last night"
Drederick "why's that?"
J "i payed for a Royal Ascot"
D "Really? Was she a thorough-bred?"
Drederick "why's that?"
J "i payed for a Royal Ascot"
D "Really? Was she a thorough-bred?"
by Chimm Ritchells September 23, 2011
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Ryan: but it’s so far out of the way!
Michael: but I don’t want to walk alone :((((
Ryan: fineeeee
Michael: *runs across the room like a t rex*
Margaret: you’re being so ascorbid right now
Ryan: but it’s so far out of the way!
Michael: but I don’t want to walk alone :((((
Ryan: fineeeee
Michael: *runs across the room like a t rex*
Margaret: you’re being so ascorbid right now
by Lamowwww November 9, 2019
Get the Ascorbid mug.Agcobile means happiness
Means rejoicing
Means cheering
Agcobile means the underground gang is rejoicing and is very grateful that the young one was born.
It also means that the born one is happy to add in to the population of this world.
It is often given to cute babies, girls and boys
It is rare to find in a nation other than the Xhosa tribe.
When you pronounce it, you have to make sure of tha "gc" because that's where the meaning comes from.
Means rejoicing
Means cheering
Agcobile means the underground gang is rejoicing and is very grateful that the young one was born.
It also means that the born one is happy to add in to the population of this world.
It is often given to cute babies, girls and boys
It is rare to find in a nation other than the Xhosa tribe.
When you pronounce it, you have to make sure of tha "gc" because that's where the meaning comes from.
(Agcobile Amatita, amangcwangula, ophelane )
Meaning a certain tribe to which the baby was born, I'd happy.
Meaning a certain tribe to which the baby was born, I'd happy.
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