ASAF

Used to describe an individual who is seeking attention at an extra level.
Attention Seeking As Fuck

Geez Louise, did you notice how over the top Bianca was today? She's so ASAF...

by MarcoHoff February 14, 2020

Asif

A great guy. Attractive. No reason for a girl to not like him. Brags about being better, but who cares honestly?

Asif brags, but is great.

by Nameless human being November 13, 2019

ASAF

An acronym for the phrase: As Soon As Feasible.

I need that report from Rick ASAF

by Safmiester G April 7, 2007

ASAIC

Instead of saying ASAP, u can say ASAIC(Which means "As soon as I can". =) (I know I just made it up but it helps!!!)

If ur talkin 2 anyone u know...especially ur boyfriend(Girls- Like if he gets worried about yall) Or guys( Same thing about ur girlfriends)
1) "Hey baby! I will be there ASAIC"

2) Ok! I will do the work ASAIC!

by CrazedWWEFAN!! October 12, 2008

ASAFP

Stands for As Soon As Fucking Possible. Takes the universally understood adage ASAP to a whole new level of emphasis.

Babe, I'm thirsty as hell. Bring me a Pellegrino ASAFP.

by MJM27 November 17, 2009

Asiflable

Pronunciation is really : A-sif-la-bul
Definition : To assist in an unhelpful manner.

"You've licked ALL my stamps ready for when I need them?"

by Brett Lawrence August 6, 2003

Assifier

A passifier for the ass. Basically used by business executives who really need a passifier, but who also need to carry-on a conversation at the same time.

We were happy to know that Buford was using his Assifier during the meeting.

by Viking Guy May 16, 2007