ASAIC 

Instead of saying ASAP, u can say ASAIC(Which means "As soon as I can". =) (I know I just made it up but it helps!!!)

If ur talkin 2 anyone u know...especially ur boyfriend(Girls- Like if he gets worried about yall) Or guys( Same thing about ur girlfriends)
1) "Hey baby! I will be there ASAIC"

2) Ok! I will do the work ASAIC!

ASAIC by CrazedWWEFAN!! October 12, 2008

ASAC 

Assistant Special Agent in Charge.

My name is ASAC Schrader and you can go fuck yourself!

ASAC by andkri January 25, 2020

afaict 

As Far As I Can Tell

afaict, it doesn't work.

afaict by Lyza Danger April 23, 2003

assicon 

Like an emoticon, an assicon is a smiley in the shape of an ass.

The following are assicons:
(_!_) A regular ass
(__!__) A fat ass
(!) A tight ass
(_*_) A sore ass
{_!_} A swishy ass
(_o_) An ass that's been around
(_x_) Kiss my ass
(_X_) Leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) Tired ass!
(_E=mc2_) Smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass

assicon by superslacker87 August 3, 2006

asiacopter

A series of stop-motion animations featuring an Asian student spinning around in mid-air like a helicopter. They’re typically accompanied by the orchestral version of the Main theme of Final Fantasy VII, a popular 90s action RPG game.

ASIACOPTERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

asiacopter by The hardest button to button February 28, 2010

Asaiah 

Asaiah is such an amazing guy, he's a good and loyal friend to anyone. He is very talented and can do many things but also has a good sense of humor. He can make anyone laugh but sometimes he can get annoyed when people cross the line, Asaiah is very handsome to where the girls love him because he has a great personality! One of the nicest people you'll ever meet in you're life because this guy is very understanding and anybody can get along with him but not only that, he can be very humble and respectful.

Drake: You know that Asaiah guy? He's such a good friend
Eric: I know right! that guy make me laugh a lot.

Sarah: Asaiah is so handsome, who ever is going to date him will be a very lucky girl
Jennifer: I cant get over him haha he's been on my mind all day.

Asaiah by Hero zero 75 September 4, 2016

Asacoco

Noun

1. Shorthand for Asacoco News Live, Kiryu Coco's morning "news" program.

2. The refined, substantiated form of aforementioned program. Asacoco comes in various forms - notably the plug-type Asacoco, which delivers a stream of the substance via the rear end. The first revealed form of Asacoco was Drink-Type Asacoco and Injection-Type Asacoco, leading to other types, including the aforementioned Plug-Type and a Gas-Type. After the announcement of her graduation, the formula for Asacoco has been passed down from creator Kiryu Coco to fellow Hololive Idol Amelia Watson on another program ran by the dragon-themed Vtuber - Reddit Shitpost Review.

"Did you catch Asacoco last night? Luna swore cutely again."

"Nah dude. I'm asleep during those hours. I prefer to use drink-type Asacoco to get all the crappy jokes Coco tells."

Asacoco by t3hyoshi June 28, 2021