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Evolution of Presidential Approval Ratings

1. Shitty president ends his term. Everybody is pretty PO'd from his actions in office.

2. The candidates are picked. The one who can spout enough bullshit is picked to be the next president.

3. President makes a bunch of promises about change and hope. Approval ratings jump.

4. President does something kind of good. Approval ratings climb. Everybody's life if still a piece of shit, but look, we got this guy as our president!

5. President doesn't do much of anything. Ratings slightly drop, but holy shit, check out who's our president!

(Optional Step) Win a Nobel Peace Prize for no reason. Approval ratings are back up.

6. Passes controversial act/law/ect. that really hurt his ratings. People are also seeing through his promises. Ratings drop.

7. Continues to do little other than talk and do small things. Ratings go down a tad bit further.

8. REELECTED!! Ratings go up yet again. Repeat a few steps and...

9. Shitty president ends his term. Everybody is pretty PO'd from his actions in office.
by fgsfdsMASTER December 31, 2009
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seal of approval

Tatoo above the crack of a woman's ass. Tramp Stamp
Sam, "Do you think that Bitch is a virgin."

Bill, "No Sam I noticed her seal of approval."
by Intercool July 15, 2009
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photo approval

What one demands to have after being photographed. Usually involves obtaining the camera with varying degrees of physical force to make sure photos aren't embarassing or blackmail-worthy. Is required of self-conscious people who know that every single drunken photo taken of them is going to end up on Facebook if it isn't intercepted first.
Girl: Give me the damn camera, I was making out with another chick when you took that last one.
Boy: Sorry, it wouldn't get your photo approval.
by youresleepingonthecouch July 24, 2009
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stamp of approval

an extention on a mushroom stamp you jizz on the persons forhead then slap your knob to get a good splatter action.

(please note the slap will probably wake the person up so get ready to run like hell!)
kenny passed out at his 18th last week so i gave him the stamp of approval for being a weak bitch.
by pugsley October 21, 2003
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Instant Payday Loans No Credit Check Guaranteed Approval

Apply for no credit check payday loans guaranteed approval near me from Direct lenders. Guaranteed approval. Even with bad credit. instant decisions
An instant solution to your unforeseen expenses is the name of payday loans which are a little costly, but you can make your financial issues disappear. The amount you can borrow is up to $5000 to fix up your strewn medical bills, monthly rent payment, and other expenses.

Due to the high cost of the loans, many borrowers seem to be failed in the loan repayment. This sometimes lowers their credit score if they don’t understand their responsibilities towards their loan payments which then creates problems ahead.

Still, people find it a great option for their emergencies when all doors are closed for them to get assistance. Commonly traditional banks and lenders prefer offering loans to those who have maintained their credit score.

Otherwise, they charge double followed by banking formalities which become hard very often for the borrowers. After all that, there is no guarantee for their $200 dollar loan approval while applying for no credit check payday loans with an instant approval decision through them.

But you can get Instant Payday Loans No Credit Check Guaranteed Approval after applying from the direct lenders because they don’t let you get depressed. Your lower credit score also works for them because they are aware that everyone can’t have a perfect credit score.
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randy approval

by Randy Master January 20, 2009
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David Wild Approval

The highest most prestigious honor a film can receive, to achieve this award a film must be approved by David Wild the notoriously harsh film critic.
OMG did you hear the the new star trek received the David Wild Approval we have to go watch it now
by chuckpea12 April 22, 2013
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