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math and shit

In reference to Asians' stereotypical adeptness at math, and other intellectual things. It is somewhat of an internet meme.
He's Asian, so he must like math and shit.
by Aesling January 2, 2009
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Cum and Shit Soufflé

Quite literally cum and shit smashed and mixed together and made into a soufflé.
I heard that he’s really kinky... Like into that cum and shit soufflé type of shit
by Swampyman May 19, 2019
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Turn around and shit on your own shoe

Basically telling someone off .
Similar to "go fuck yourself" or "eat shit"
Jason- "You're ugly."
Daniel- " Why don't you turn around and shit on your own shoe, Jason."
by 0Pink_Omega0 November 28, 2016
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360 Piss and Shit

When a male is standing at a toilet taking a fat leak, then realizes that he needs to deposit a fernece in the bowl as well. The man fluidly and simultaneously spin around and tucks his dick between his legs and sits on the toilet all before unleashing a hellstorm into the city waste management system.
Bro last night was crazy I took so much LSD that I had a personal record 360 Piss and Shit
by juckerafison December 17, 2020
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hit and shit

Simultaneously taking a huge dump and ripping a bong to achieve maximum satisfaction while saving time
Todd: Dude hurry up we're gonna be late for the Sublime concert
Barry: Hold on bro I'll kill two birds with one stone and do a hit and shit
by ratbastian June 21, 2018
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eat glass and shit it out yo ass

a nice way to tell someone to shove it.
idiot, you just cut me off!

maaaan, eat glass and shit it out yo ass. bitch.
by kurticus July 31, 2010
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Stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck

(adj)Having the physical apperance of being tall.
"Damn, Nate could stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck."
by Gixzo June 22, 2008
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