Alf

alf is the sweetest boy i know the person who wrote that he is a pussy is just jealous of alf's mad lady skills.

Dude your such an alf

by Kirbi Louis February 16, 2005

Alf

When you take a Shit on the ground, then rip out your pubes and stick it on your poop. This way it resembles the Alf character that would play on TV.

Johnny made an Alf right in the middle of the street last night.

by cccam162 March 14, 2009

Alf

Another Little Fuckwad

That kid is an alf.
What an Alf.

by chris November 6, 2004

alf

What a beautiful set of of letters - a lifetime friendship

I met many people forty years ago and we still keep in touch. We have alf

by CriostoirHulme September 5, 2005

alf

a person of cuban descent who enjoys his herbs. An enemy of o'really oreilly

alf: uhh mrs. o'rielly can i sift now.
oreally oreielly: no blake now sit down and stop making penis pancakes.
Alf: can i go get the herbs in the backyard
oreally orielly: whipe that stupid smurk off ur face and stop getting mad cuz u suck at towel basketball.

by mr. alfontzo April 28, 2008

alf

one who walks up to tiny female beings, lifts his arm and sprays rotten skunk crotch odor at their face.

you-The other day Alf tried to corner me and emit his toxins in an attempt to scrog me.
me-That dagnabbit son of a beaver muncher!

by djneighneigh March 9, 2004

Alf

arrogant little fuck

Ben thinks he is so perfect, he is such an ALF.

by DEZARAE June 7, 2004