Alf 

When you take a Shit on the ground, then rip out your pubes and stick it on your poop. This way it resembles the Alf character that would play on TV.

Johnny made an Alf right in the middle of the street last night.

Alf by cccam162 March 14, 2009

Alf 

Another Little Fuckwad

That kid is an alf.
What an Alf.

Alf by chris November 6, 2004

alf 

What a beautiful set of of letters - a lifetime friendship

I met many people forty years ago and we still keep in touch. We have alf

alf by CriostoirHulme September 5, 2005

alf 

a person of cuban descent who enjoys his herbs. An enemy of o'really oreilly

alf: uhh mrs. o'rielly can i sift now.
oreally oreielly: no blake now sit down and stop making penis pancakes.
Alf: can i go get the herbs in the backyard
oreally orielly: whipe that stupid smurk off ur face and stop getting mad cuz u suck at towel basketball.

alf by mr. alfontzo April 28, 2008

alf 

one who walks up to tiny female beings, lifts his arm and sprays rotten skunk crotch odor at their face.

you-The other day Alf tried to corner me and emit his toxins in an attempt to scrog me.
me-That dagnabbit son of a beaver muncher!

alf by djneighneigh March 9, 2004

Alf 

arrogant little fuck

Ben thinks he is so perfect, he is such an ALF.

Alf by DEZARAE June 7, 2004

alf 

people who have lost there humanity.

Joseph Stallin, Adolf Hitler, any body else who beleives it is okay to put human life at risk due to an ideal or goal.

alf by ZombE February 10, 2005