Alessandro

Extra small dick and doesn’t need to flirt to get the ladies attention cause all he dose is fucks up. Also see wanka, jackass, asshole, dickhead, brainless and microscopic. He is an idiot.

Me: go away
Alessandro: why?
Me: cause your annoying

Alessandro: why?
Me: do you have a brain

Alessandro: no have you read the definition of me?

by Ur MoM IS gAYyyY AF November 13, 2019

Alessandro

Is the almost provisorisch man.

You are the father Alessandro!!

by BlueSerpentine January 17, 2017

Alessandro

Ally is short for Alessandro. He is a great kid, he is smart and is very polite because he's so ugly, not matter how ugly you are, you will look like a god compared of him and your crush.

Stop Alessandroing around.

by BigDickKangaroo May 30, 2020

Alessandro

Janjy

Alessandro can't pull

by adfsgrrewasd May 26, 2021

Alessandro

A human radiator/pokemon

Me:”im cold”
other:”did you bring your alessandro?”
me”yesss. mi happy”

by crayonconsumer November 20, 2021

Alessandro

Alessandro is the name of a Fat pig

Ohhh look at alessandro who try’s to find truffle

by Doctor is my name November 21, 2021

alessandro

a boy as beautiful as the sun and with a heart of gold, who would never do anything to hurt you but would do anything to protect you.

he is very stubborn and he can be annoying but he knows how to be forgiven.

he is a romantic and you can fully trust him, he will not betray her.

he is the guy of your dreams.

alessandro, i love you.

by mmmari November 21, 2021