A small town in West Texas that has a population of roughly 115,000 people. It is around two hours away from Dallas, TX and is known mainly for its three private Universities and for Abilene High School, its main high school whose football team has won several state championships. It more recently has become known for its newly-built medical magnet high school named Holland Medical High School. While most who have never been to Abilene or assume sterotypes because they are ignorant about real Texans and assume it is lame and full of rednecks it is actually a culturally diverse town full of men and women who have manners and highly intellectual conversations. Those who are from Abilene (Abilenians) are very smart and appreciate the arts and are well rounded with a good sense of family and proper morals because they have not grown up in a larger city full of unneccesary partying and unneccesarily rude persons. Abilene is not an exciting town in the least to those from towns full of night clubs. Fun is more retro such as going to parks, movies, the lake, or strolling the historic downtown area. Abilene is a good place to raise a family and many do choose to raise their children in Abilene and later move so as to have children who are more respectful of things and people though they may move to bigger cities.
He is from Abilene which is why he is a gentleman
by youwishyouwerethisawesome0385 January 17, 2011
Get the Abilene mug.A small town in west Texas, named for a paradoxical phenomena where nobody can explain why they have gone to Abilene.
The phenomena is typically seen in groups of people, where one member jokingly suggests they journey to Abilene, and the rest of the members all agree to go. After arriving in Abilene, it becomes apparent that no member of the group, not even the one who made the suggestion, wanted to go to Abilene in the first place. The Paradox is formed around the concept of Group Think, where each member of the group belies that everybody else wants to go to Abilene, and that they would be ostracised for not wanting to go to Abilene.
The phenomena is typically seen in groups of people, where one member jokingly suggests they journey to Abilene, and the rest of the members all agree to go. After arriving in Abilene, it becomes apparent that no member of the group, not even the one who made the suggestion, wanted to go to Abilene in the first place. The Paradox is formed around the concept of Group Think, where each member of the group belies that everybody else wants to go to Abilene, and that they would be ostracised for not wanting to go to Abilene.
Joe: Why did we go to Abilene?
Mary: I don't know; you and Steve wanted to go to Abilene.
Steve: I thought you wanted to see Abilene.
Mary: I only went 'cause you an' Joe wanted to go to Abilene.
Joe: I hate going to Abilene.
Mary: I don't know; you and Steve wanted to go to Abilene.
Steve: I thought you wanted to see Abilene.
Mary: I only went 'cause you an' Joe wanted to go to Abilene.
Joe: I hate going to Abilene.
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by Fourndog September 11, 2014
Get the Abilene Crosseyed Cowgirl mug.The definition of a west Texas town. This town has everything Texas is known for, and all of its steriotypes. This town loves George W. Bush (even thought he ruined the country), if they could have re-elected him for a third time they would have. Nothing happens on the news here. The highlight of the week is when a long horn gets loose and runs down the highway. This town has 3 universities and 3 technical colleges. Therefore you would believe this is a party town. No. It is a wanna-be party town where the clubs close at midnight! Abilene has brisket, cows, real cowboys, rediculously large pickup trucks, bedazzled everything, and women with big asses. Everything is bigger in Texas right??
Example 1- "Who did you vote for?"
"Bush!"
"He cant run this year!"
"So."
Example 2-
"Dude lets go to the club!"
"Uh it is 11:30 in Abilene. Bars close in thirty minutes."
"Aww, this town sucks!"
"Bush!"
"He cant run this year!"
"So."
Example 2-
"Dude lets go to the club!"
"Uh it is 11:30 in Abilene. Bars close in thirty minutes."
"Aww, this town sucks!"
by YankeeStuckInTexas March 13, 2009
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Get the abilene christian mug.If you know who adileny is she is amazing and can get lots of boys she is kind and playful she likes to do track and like to play soccer.
There’s adileny!!!! She’s so pretty🤪❤️
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