g span

a person who will no longer have sex with virgins because they get too clingy.

did you bone her?
NO! she is a virgin, I'm a g span...

by r.j.g7 January 20, 2009

span out

Used by country Folk in parts of the US instead of the phrase "spun out".

I was in my bimmer n Keith and I span out doing 65 cross Washougal.

by Bimmerdude92 December 11, 2016

Spanned The Decade

When you have sex with someone who is 10 years older or younger then you.

Andy spanned the decade with that fat chick last.

by prizedflavor January 28, 2010

Life span of an idiot

Idiots only live up to 16 years and 4 months

The life span of an idiot is only up to 16 years and 5 months old so take real good care of your idiots

by dynamicmodel2.0 April 8, 2021

emo life span

About 18 years

Dave: I've never seen an emo pensioner, I wonder why?
Bob: that's because they all hang themselve before the age of 18. That's an average emo life span

by Kellin.quinns.eyelash June 21, 2017

Youtube Attention Span

Your normal attention span only significantly decreased due to Youtube. Whereas normally 10 minutes is a short amount of time, Youtube turns it into a cinematic experience.

Jill: Watch this video!
Jack: Okay.
Jack: wtf? 10 minutes? That's way over my Youtube Attention Span.
Jill: *cries*

by FreeCottonCandy August 1, 2010

C-SPAN Challenge

The C-SPAN Challenge is the attempt to successfully bring oneself to orgasm while watching the Cable-Satellite Public Affairs Network.

I tried the C-SPAN Challenge, but couldn't get off when they began that memorial to deceased soldiers.

by thee-emster February 23, 2020