A.S.S.

Non-vulgar abbreviation of the phrase "Apple Sauce Spillage." It is not to be confused with the other version of the word, meaning buttocks.

Please open the applesauce lid carefully, or there will be another A.S.S. tonight, which I have to clean up. It takes a long time to clean it!

by Space Savior May 19, 2021

A.S.S

Ass sweating syndrome

Carson: “dude I have bad A.S.S”
Jake: “have you tried baby powder?”

by anonymous June 2, 2022

A.S.S.

A restaurant somewhere in Idaho.

Let’s go eat some A.S.S. the restaurant!

by Magikal_1341 March 18, 2025

A.S.S.D.I.C.K.

This stands for: Always Silently Shut Doors In Case of Kleptomaniacs, and it is a method to prevent burglary. It is introduced by Sergeant Anous for Smosh Productions.

Sergeant Anous: I think about A.S.S.D.I.C.K. all the time.

by Pen15: biggestaround November 22, 2020

A.S.S.R.E.A.M

Amazon Shop and Shipping Rules Everything Around Me

Joe: Last night I wanted to just netflix and chill, but ended up drunk, online letting A.S.S.R.E.A.M

Paul: Nice... i got drunk last night and banged Karen

Joe: YOU ANIMAL..

by TerryCowboy April 27, 2021

A.S.S.R.O.A.R

Astronomical Self-Serving Right of Arrogant Ridicule, or A.S.S.R.O.A.R for short.

This guy is violating my assroar.

by Dizzy December 30, 2004

a.s.s.h.o.l.e.

Acronym for "Automatically Suspect Since He Obviously Lacks Empathy"; refers to any obnoxious/arrogant dude who just can't seem to be reasonable or considerate, and so nobody trusts him or gives him the benefit of the doubt in any social setting.

That new store manager is a total a.s.s.h.o.l.e., and so the staff is edgy and nervous as a result.

by QuacksO January 15, 2014