A way of saying "prove it." Inspired by how President Obama had to show his birth certificate to prove that he was, in fact, born in America.
by arkemedes May 07, 2011
some dumb shit certificate and program built to make South Australian teenagers kill themselves. if this doesnt kill them university will.
2nd smartest person in the world: yo bro did you pass the SACE?
smartest person in the world: nah cunt this bullshits fucked, it killed joe
2nd smartest person in the world (now the dumbest person in the world): who's joe?
SACE (South Australian Certificate of Education)
smartest person in the world: nah cunt this bullshits fucked, it killed joe
2nd smartest person in the world (now the dumbest person in the world): who's joe?
SACE (South Australian Certificate of Education)
by piestar 77 August 29, 2022
Emily: ow my vagina is one giant bruise after last night
James: Thats what you would call a beef certificate
James: Thats what you would call a beef certificate
by SaulGoodman July 02, 2015
An oft-given element when guest speakers are invited to conferences and seminars in Philippine schools. Usually written informally but is something like a recognition for those speakers.
And now...we hereby present our Certificate of Appreciation to our guest speaker Mrs. Vista for her wonderful insights on this intriguing topic!!!
by mintysparkly29 January 18, 2023
A person who has no real skills in what they claim, but holds a certificate as "proof" of their expertise.
The programmer we hired is a total certificate merchant: he has an AWS Associates certificate but he has never touched AWS in his life. He's currently studying for Google one too.
by burgundyyyy October 15, 2022
Extraneous and morbid expensive course for basic stuff that your grandma can do on the computer, such as turning on your computer, turning off your computer, installing Google Chrome browser, changing your settings, changing the background that you see every time you turn it on, and some not useful non-sense. They most of the times provides explanations that uncovers the unnecessary price of 100 dollars that is not worth your money.
I just passed my Comptia ITF+ Certification Exam, Ms. Aponte!
Congratulations! You might use it in April Fools, because that's what this program is about! Enjoy.
Congratulations! You might use it in April Fools, because that's what this program is about! Enjoy.
by alrlilbro2024 May 06, 2025
Any politician who isn't instantly a scumbag and lowlife gets bullied intensely as a socialist or marxist.
X person: "That politician over there, she wants to give pregnant women maternity leave to prevent infant mortalities and protect infants ensuring that their mothers are close by."
Y person: "Fucking Socialist!"
X person: "Now I know that politician has a Socialist Certification of Quality."
Y person: "Fucking Socialist!"
X person: "Now I know that politician has a Socialist Certification of Quality."
by BlankShouter March 17, 2023