1-800-EAT-SHIT

This is the number you write on a piece of paper and hand to someone who doesn't agree with you or something you are doing.

A popular bumper sticker says "Don't like my driving?"
Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

1-800-WHAAAAA

An imaginary phone number you tell someone to call if they can't stop whining about stupid crap.

You're blubbering because your goldfish died? Call 1-800-WHAAAAA!

by kwitcherbitchin' January 14, 2009

1.800.wanda

Such a funny and amazing mutual (one of my favs🤞) she is superior 🙌😍😍

Person: who is the best mutual in existence?
Me asf: @1.800.wanda 🦶

by thorsleftbicep June 6, 2021

1-800-Man-Up

The number you 'metaphorically' call when requiring the energy, skill or courage to continue with the task at hand.

Smith: I can't make it to the pub tonight lads, I've gotta go home early
Kay: Dude, you need to call 1-800-Man-Up and get your ass to the boozer.

by TBV April 9, 2008

olde english 800

its a type of 40 that consists of malt liquor

yo, i'm about to go pick up an old english 800

by Balls McCgee March 9, 2005

1-800-273-8255

A suicide hotline

Please call 1-800-273-8255 if you're struggling with suicidal thoughts

by leglicker69 September 14, 2020

1-800-Kuro0s-CxmSlut

They are the absolute weirdest human being on Wattpad but I really enjoy their comments they are interesting, funny, and weird... But that pfp and username Is very interesting but I would rate it best pfp and username of the year

Person 1 on Wattpad: Best Pfp of the year
1-800-Kuro0s-CxmSlut: Ikr super holy

by Kelly Klinch September 10, 2021