December 5

National kiss your girlfriend day

It’s December 5 i’m going to kiss my girlfriend

by suckycok December 4, 2021

December 5

December 5 is when your male friend kisses your or slaps your Booty

Female friend:Oww you slap my ASS
Male:its December 5

Female:ohhok

by Suspicious hotel bed stains December 4, 2019

December 5

National beat your meat in front of your crush

December 5 is the day you beat it in front of your crush

by rPvnther December 3, 2019

December 5

National do dirt day
You get ur crush / bf / gf and have some good time alone and do some dirty work

Mate: Hey were you off too?
Me: It’s national do dirt day, go get ur girl!
Mate: Is it December 5th?
Me: yesss!!

by Knockonocksir136 November 29, 2020

December 5

December 5 the day you hug your bf and your bff if your single, ask your crush for their HOOODIE. If they don’t have a hoodie and you happen to have a scrunchie ask them to wear it!

December 5
Hey bf may I hug you? Or just hug them without consent
Hey can I have your hoodie?
Or can you wear MY scrunchie?

by CermitTheFrogWasHere December 4, 2019

December 5

Sucking toe day lol

Me: what day is it
Oh
Its december 5

Sasha sucks toe uwu

by Anonymous uwuwuwuuwuwu November 1, 2019

December 5

National grab penis day
On this day anyone may grab any penis they please. Just make sure to let go!

*grabs david’s penis*
david: “what the fuck”
me: “It’s December 5, national grab penis day!”
david: “Ohhh I gotchu”

by crippled4lifepolarbear December 4, 2019