January 18

January 18, also known as tax fraud monday.

In January 18 you can commit tax frauds without any consequences.

Person 1: "Hey, today is January 18"
Person 2: "So?"
Person 1: "It's tax fraud monday :D"
Person 2: "Fuck yeah!!"

by DovanUwU January 18, 2021

January 18

National eat cake day.
Go out and eat a cake with friends, or maybe alone. depends on you.

You: Hey, do you know what day it is on January 18?
Me: It's national cake day!!

by chaery30ng January 16, 2022

January 18

7 rings by Ariana Grande birthday

What happens on january 18
well the anniversary of 7 rings ofc

by moonlight 🍄 January 25, 2021

January 18

Julias birthday. LIVE IT UP

Julias birthday is on January 18

by Yeetos October 28, 2019

January 18

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 18
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 6, 2019

January 18

Bitch

Tanya

Bitch
If you are born on this day January 18, you are most Likely an asshole or a bitch, you are selfish, evil and love hurting people. If you don’t get your own way you end up crying and make people believe you and what you wanna say even if it is a lie.

My mother is born on this day and she is the biggest lying bitch I’ve ever met.

by g_a_d_random November 10, 2019

18 January

The day T and N make 6 months together, THAT’S LIKE HALF AN YEAR MFFFF!!! Damn

Person 1: “wow how long have u guys been together?”

N: “on 18 January we’re making HALF. AN. YEAR. “

by Wtfchickennugget January 15, 2021