Kroger

Describes poor quality. The word is derived from Kroger Stores. The motto is "Quality Garanteed". It is a sarcasim.

Man, that car is Kroger! or My bike tire fell of again! This thing is Kroger.

by Andrew Thompson 620 October 19, 2008

kroger branded

When one settles for the generic instead of the genuine article. Used primarily when a guy goes for an easy girl.

i.e. " Matt totally Kroger branded that deal when he started dating her"

" Dude, don't kroger brand that, shes got bigger arms than you do!"

by Daniel Holbrook August 24, 2008

Kroger Hoosiers

People who claimed themselves to be huge fans of Indiana University Bloomington, albeit never attend the University itself, and got their IU merchandise from their local Kroger. This is similar to Walmart Wolverines.

See those tailgaters around 17th Street? Well, I believe some of them are Kroger Hoosiers

by McValimoMadness December 27, 2017

kroger

an annoying neighbor you are hoping will sell their land and leave so someone you would be able to enjoy visiting can purchase it and move closer to you

After the closing, Kroger is going to turn off the loudspeakers they use to blast self congratulatory propaganda onto their brown cement floor off and temporarily pause their arbitrary reshuffling of merchandise to mark up prices and relocate to a place that contains people who haven't yet figured out it is worth the effort to drive around them to get to a decent store.

by PhDConsumer June 11, 2018

krogering

Perusing the grocery store for the perfect vegetable with which to pleasure one's self.

My fiancee has been out of town for two weeks which forced me to go krogering.

by tranbny June 7, 2009

kroger

(noun) One who kroges. Krogers can often be identified by their long, curved nails, which they grow and trim specifically to make their kroging more productive.

It is not known what, if any relationship exists between kroging and Kroger (the supermarket), but showing up to an interview with a nice set of kroging nails probably wouldn't hurt your chances of employment with the company.

Check out those nails - looks like a kroger to me.

by GabrielSix April 4, 2005

kroger

A grocery store that franchises in the mid south (i.e. Va, NC). Used to be called Hannaford

yo, im goin to Kroger to get some grub. BRB

by Grant July 16, 2003