hesseford 

A fucking loser who no one likes. Very flambouyantly gay. also know as a Hes-E

Look at hesseford trying to fuck that goat! (mehheh)

hesseford by Rob March 23, 2003

horsebody

Someone with a nice face but absolutely grotesque and seemingly disfigured body.
antonym: butterface

"hoo hoo! HORSEBODY!"

horsebody by Cloud man December 3, 2009

horsetard

A person who is stupid and looks like a sad fucking horse

Justin Bieber is a horsetard.

horsetard by Junkratmaster55 February 18, 2018

horsefed 

Being given some bullshit, being told a lie.

"Shane told me he forgot to pick me up from soccer practice, turns out I was being horsefed and he went to the strip club instead."

horsefed by HammerNail October 9, 2023

Horsefoolery 

Horsefoolery is when you commit an act of stupidity, which may or may not be massively illegal, it’s a cross between horseplay and foolery

“Damn! Alfie Just Commited Mass Murder! It’s okay, he’s just displaying Horsefoolery!

Horsefoolery by AxySch February 10, 2024

Horsefeeding

Forcing yourself to eat a lot

I have been horsefeeding lately

Horsefeeding by anonymous April 25, 2026