carpet clucker

1.when one "clucks" through the carpet looking for crack/cocaine. aka crackhead.
2.when you lose something in a girls bush and have to search for it.

1.John started carpet clucking after he smoked his last rock.
2.You dont have to be a carpet clucker with debbie, she shaves.

by AliDivito June 23, 2008

Trickass Markesman ass Clucker!!

Lincoln

Lincoln the most retarded smart guy i know but he is still a Trickass Markesman ass Clucker!!"

by amadito88 May 10, 2011

Chubby Clucker

When a man cuts the head off of a rubber chicken and sticks it on the end of his dick, and then proceeds to have anal sex with an overweight woman.

Guy1: "Man, I just cut the head off of a rubber chicken, stuck it on my dick, and had anal sex with a fat chick."

Guy2: "Yeah, a Chubby Clucker."

by Dom Gallusson October 14, 2010

fumsy clucker

You can call your mate (who is a clumsy fucker) a fumsy clucker in polite company

"So he fell over running for the bus? What a fumsy clucker!"

by mickolotopus February 12, 2018

fucker clucker

fucker clucker is basically a obnoxious drug-addicted person, most likely hooked on crack-cocaine. used for people acting like brainless monkeys.

me: "you need to stop being a fucker clucker!"
You: "I didn't do any drugs, but did do something stupid, yeah."

by margay February 14, 2018

cuckerberg

Verb/Noun

A nickname for Mark Zuckerberg or anyone that screws over his/her friends for financial or personal gain.

Gosh, Mark Zuckerberg cuckerberged his friends by taking the majority of the money and fame for his small part in creating facebook.

Jimmy is a cuckerberg.

by ActuallyElonMusk May 16, 2018

flat clicker

it’s a 2D plane that glows
it’s a motion stabilisation plateau

you put a laser on it but it doesn’t come with a laser
a.k.a. a mouse pad

Customer: I'm looking for a flat clicker
Worker: I'm not sure of what that is
Customer near yelling: A FLAT CLICKER!!!!

by his_mum August 8, 2019