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Calabasas MILF

A Calabasas MILF is a MILF from the city of Calabasas, CA. Calabasas is loaded with smokin hot moms more than any other city around. Calabasas MILF's are better looking than your general milf as they tend to be younger women (late twenties and up) and are just beautiful. A lot of them drive Range Rovers.
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An incredibly hot and sexy male who knows how to please all the ladies. His name in Gaelic means strong warrior and he certainly is. He is really sweet and understanding. He may be really tough but he is also really kind. He is very intelligent, but sometimes he just doesn't appy himself to the task at hand. All the ladies want a caelan wether they admit it or not. He will make any chick a panty dropper and he has a huge cock.
Hot girl #1: omg, caelan Is so hot, I want to fuck him!
Hot girl #2: I know right! And he's so nice and strong, I wish I could have him!!!!!!
Caelan by Ladykiller10 January 7, 2014
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Calablackless 

The nickname given to the city of Calabasas for the lack of black people in it. Generally in this rich city (in the valley of Los Angeles) the population is exclusive to wealthy white people. As well as the high school having only a few African Americans among a sea of caucasians. But luckily for them, they're are well known and popular because of this.
"Hey dude lets go to Calabasas"
"Where?"
"You know, that place without any black people but has milfs"
"O you mean Calablackless!"
"Yea!"
"..Why?"
Calablackless by nagglenube January 23, 2010
The Queen in the 15th century Spanish novel California was named for. She was bitchin', hot, didn't wear much, and ruled over a group of women who mated with and then killed sailors who washed up on their shores.
"if only Calafia could eat sailors like her namesake"
Calafia by Calafia June 5, 2005
Cailan is a strong man who is surrounded by people he loves and will always love is girlfriend. He has muscle and is blessed. He is also, great at long distance relationships and loves a booty
"Whats that guys name who the cheerleaders follow"
"Thats Cailan"
Cailan by boonkgangonthatgangshit August 28, 2018
1) Bullshit, horse-shit, exaggeration, over-embellishment, general excessiveness

2) an object of unfavorable taste, subpar in quality

noun or adjective
"I was certainly planning on arriving in a timely manner, but I ran into traffic and was later pulled over for driving over the speed limit. I genuinely regret missing your party." - Jerome

"My nigga - I ain't buyin' it...that's that caflama you talkin'." - Trevor
caflama by twinstonian April 28, 2009

Cakalakin 

When you fuck off at work for the day because your boss is gone;relaxing;being lazy
If you boys would have been working instead of cakalakin the job would have been done yeaterday!
Cakalakin by Shorty Reese November 3, 2016