Oliver

Every Oliver is the most submissive guy ever, can't say no and will UwU for you.

Josh: I told Oliver to get on his knees
Lukas: And what happened
Josh: He started acting like a catgirl

by IAMAHOMIESEXUAL May 26, 2023

Oliver

People with the name Oliver are know to have a slong and a 6ft frame.Olivers are the alpha males of the universe and are the top dons

Oliver’s have big cocks

by Yano3thehitta123 June 12, 2020

Oliver

Oliver is the name of a loot hogger, He will steal your loot at every opportunity he gets. Often uses sentences like "bare looter'n real quick", Wich is a norwegian slang for just gonna loot him real quick. He often uses this line when teammates are knocked down and there is loot nearby, wich often results in his teammates death.

"Fuck, hes going for loot instead of me. That damn Oliver.

by Avioma June 18, 2019

Oliver

A collaquaism for a cunt in a fiesta

That person is such an Oliver

by Naughty_nigel January 9, 2021

oliver

someone who tends to ignore you or delay everything

guy 1: maybe later
guy 2: stop being such an oliver

by startththati September 30, 2020

Oliver

He's like a coconut, acts all hard on the outside and when you find his inner self it's beautiful. He never has his own chewing gum, which doesn't bother me because he pays for every mode of transport possible in order to see each other. He's very random and a bit strange at time, which makes days with him so much more fun as I don't have a clue what he's going to say next. He sometimes needs a kick up his backside because he can be lazy at times. But he wouldn't be Oliver if he wasn't... A Genuine, caring, amazing person who deserves happiness in life. Amen

Just find an oliver and you'll see

by Cringyasfuck October 22, 2013

Oliver

The name itself is unmistakabley the best, let alone everything that comes with it. Tall, gorgeous and the sweetest lad anyone could ever meet. Everything he says and everything he does is perfect. Never will there ever be anyone as amazing as Oliver. If you should ever meet one, you'll never regret it, you could'nt ever wish for anything else more rewarding than to meet, let alone know an Oliver. He has the most alluring eyes and utterly kissable lips. You won't even need to ask for his name, as the butterflies which flutter consistantly in your stomach will let you know just that. Words alone can't really describe him, I guess you'll just have to find out how delectable he really is yourself....if you that lucky........

'OMG I'd do anything to be with that lad over there'

'Well durr anyone would, that's Oliver'

by Otisismyname August 21, 2012