Twank 

better than dank, awesome, cool.
ultimate amazing and sick
concocted from TWEAK and DANK.

most common usage is to discuss how great your uppers/stimulants are..they are twank as fuck

man this meth is fucking so crystal clear...this shit is twank as fuck.

Twank by Andrew Twank December 28, 2007

Twank 

To tweak something until it is beyond repair; whatever you were tweaking is now tanked, and you need to start over.

I tried to change the two-column newsletter to one column. Now the whole thing is twanked.

Twank by Snarls Barkley January 11, 2012

twank 

to fondle another's private area while dawning holiday bells

The jolly couple twanked on Christmas Eve night

twank by Silly Bitch April 12, 2008

twank 

Whut I named my boy.

"Hey Twank, get them offa my portch, and stop drinkin my Lauders."

twank by Jimmy Twangler May 13, 2004

twank 

ALL THESE DFINITIONS ARE CRUDE AND SILLY!
Twank is just a word derived from the word p'twankyho, which is an expression of feeling. "Twank" can be used to express sudden, spontanious, and impulsive moments of any form of emotion.

-"Oh no. We forgot the hyperdigicalator"
-"Ah, TWANK!"
OR
-SILENCE....
-"twank!"

twank by Cup-Sellithaine February 3, 2005

Twank 

\Twank\, v. t. To cause to make a sharp twanging sound; to twang, or twangle. --Addison.

Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.

He twanked his banjo.

Twank by Yarg September 16, 2005

twank 

a re-styled for general consumtion way of calling someone a wanker

you twank, twanker!!, stop twanking around

twank by siggins December 28, 2005