Random

ok.theres 200 pages of definitions that agree with me.
WHY THE FUCK THEN DO PEOPLE STILL SAY IT?

Things considered "random" by the mindless twats of teenagers im:

-putting repeated letters at the end of words.

"Hii" "Randomm!" "Oh my godd" "Rawrr"

-Saying "rawr"

"Rawrr!"
" OMG your so randomm like :D "

- Being just like every other pradictable fucker.

"LOL OMG"
"Rawrr!"

- Wearing Neon. >:l

by candycaneissocoollike August 6, 2009

random

An event or value that is non-deterministic, hence unpredictable.

The system was modelled using random variables.

by officestrider May 3, 2006

random

Something unexpected and irrelevant, but often amusing. A very over-used word now, please people, use it when something really is random. See example below for a true example of random.

Holly: Sorry to hear your hamster died Bob...
Bob: Window cleaners for British rail should watch out for flying man-eating deckchairs today, swimming in from the south along with the flea-ridden coathangers. The calf needs the blinds shut due to his purple parrot problem, and the pet washing line needs a slap round the face for dropping the flying monkey on the "queen of the night" tulips. The muffin man is responsible for the sudden outburst of rain yesterday as he forgot to pay the rent on his blue strawberries. I'm sorry, did you say you wanted a biscuit?
Holly: Random! Custard cream please.

by Madi April 18, 2004

random

A redneck term used commonly with large vehicles. Referring directly to making physical contact with something else using the vehicle.

Hey Bo, wheredyaget dem deers?

I random over on the highway.

by Josue1 December 8, 2007

Random

-A term to describe something that doesn't have a definite shape, form, appearance, or state.

-A term used for describing something or someone that is unpredictable or contradictory to predictions.

-A term used for describing something that has an indefinite outcome and can by no means be predicted accurately.

-A term to describe something that is different every time it occurs.

The water splashed on the ground and dispersed randomly.

It was very hot yesterday and it is snowing today. The weather is very random!

by Kilerbomb July 18, 2012

Random

Somebody you don't know, whether IRL or social media, that you hook up with and never see again.

I hooked up with some random from the bar last night. I snuck out this morning before he woke up.

by Only1One April 5, 2015

random

Actually the dictionary defines random as a thing done or said without thinking of the consequences and with no definite plan or pattern. This means that many of the things dissmissed as not being random within the 9 pages of its definition on this website, are in fact random. In fact those who believe in the theory of the big bang have to acknowledge a certain degree of randomness exists in everything that humans do, simply because there is no "definite plan" and we make our own decisions. Therefore, in the context of the universe, a man taking the train on his way to work in the morning can be seen as random. In the same way as university students deciding to go to a 24 hour tesco at 6am is random as it is a decision made without thinking of any consequences.

I am writing this definition without a definite plan and i am not thinking of any consequences as it is a decision i have made on the spot. Therefore, it is to a certain extent, random.

by nik86 December 28, 2005