ding

the act of banging, fucking, sexing, making love, screwing, nailing ect ect.
(dinging) the current act of having sex.
dinging is not meant to produce a kid or fetus
dinging does NOT refer to adults having sex. just to teenagers having a good time.
when you ding, its a custom to text or call a previously named "dinging buddy" to let them know that you are, in fact, dinging.
NOTE: do NOT ding your dinging buddy. or let anyone get confused that you are. because obviously you arent

"they dinged in the backseat"
"she shouldnt ding her teacher"
"they dinged all night long, all over my body"
"lets go ding"
"i love dinging"

by LEMonmybody January 9, 2009

DING

Reference to a hot chick. Stems from the episode of Family Guy when Peter wants to be a knight. The black knight introduces his wench and all the men get erections causing a "ding" sound except when it came to Mort who looked around and yelled DING!

Hence, when you see a hott chick you yell DING to notify your friends.

DING! check out the tits on her.

by John gags July 16, 2007

ding

a small, limp penis. (may not necessarily be small erect)

"My ding gets huge when it boners!"

by shitcuff August 8, 2007

Ding

Having or showing a great lack of intelligence or common sense

Melissa: "erin thought the eclipse occurred every year"
Amanda: "erin is such a ding"

by Tank228 August 18, 2017

DING

Ding is a word used to describe a solid 10/10. If you see someone who is really attractive, you will inform your friend by saying either "ding" or "ding ding". This is a very successful way of talking to you friend without anyone be suspicious of what you're talking about.

Friend: "ding"
You: "woooow that is a soild 10/10"

by Babashrek69 October 10, 2017

Ding

A large party between a group of friends- something akin to a small rager.

You throwin' a dinga' this weekend?

We Dinging at my place for cinco de mayo!

We havin' a ding?

by NewEnglandhasdrugs June 2, 2018

Ding

A person of below average intelligence whose daily life is disrupted by their own stupidity. Dings will usually lie and cause trouble constantly, just because they're dings.

There are levels of dingosity, running from Levels one to five.

"I've locked myself in the shed again, can you come and let me out"

"You are such a ding".

by doubleshiny June 24, 2005