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HAF Time

High As Fuck Time (Time to Get High As Fuck), Peak Usage Around the NBA Finals
Sup my nigga, is it HAF time?
by Atheisto May 26, 2015
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HAF Scale

High As Fuck scale. (pronounced half) Measured from one to ten where ten is the greatest. A ten high is the absolute highest, there is no eleven and no exceptions. *you can't exaggerate on the HAF scale* If you are at ten you are saying you could not possibly be any higher. High highs are still usually only eights or nines.
sarah: "where are you sitting on the HAF scale?"
jake: "I feel great, chilling right around nine nine"
by chaintokinNow February 15, 2010
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haf-gaf

a person or thing that is both homo as fuck and gay as fuck.
jon is haf-gaf.
jon is the king of the haf-gafs.
by BEAVER & BROW January 7, 2009
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HAF

an acronym for the phrase "healthy as Fuck"
A:What kind of cereal do you want?
B:chex
A: dude! chex are HAF!
by cloverparkschooldistrict August 23, 2011
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Lorth haf Merthy

when you see/ hear some spicy thing
Hey keria did you see that tall light skin dude Lorth haf merthy he can rail me
by mmm_A.cRaCk_HeAd January 29, 2021
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Haffed

The realest of reals, and a feeler of feels. A unique name only given to those with the candor and courage to bear it. Likes chocolate a lot and needs to get his car out of the impound lot.
Hey Haffed, hit us with that freestyle!
by lambthekid November 23, 2021
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HAF

HAF (adj.)

Hot as Fuck: Describes someone who is extremely attractive, exuding confidence and allure. Often used to emphasize physical appeal in a bold or exaggerated way.

High as Fuck: Refers to someone who is extremely intoxicated, usually from cannabis or other substances, often to the point of being dazed, euphoric, or hilariously spaced out.
Example:

Pro Tip: Context is key! If someone says they're "feeling HAF," it could mean they're feeling sexy or they're deeply stoned — sometimes both.
Examples: "Did you see Alex at the party last night? They were HAF in that outfit!"

"That edible was stronger than expected... I'm HAF right now."
by Zifnab47 March 15, 2025
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