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Mother
I’d
Like to
Fuck

Usually a more older woman, in her 30’s or 40’s who isn’t always a mother but just a hot babe that even younger guys wanna fuck her.
“Yo, Danny’s mom is a M.I.L.F!” Tyrone said to Xavier.

Nah, the biggest M.I.L.F is Jeremy’s mom.” Xavier said.
M.I.L.F by jawanna blowme? January 7, 2020
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James: yo I’m under M.I.S BRO

Me: What’s M.I.S means
James: MOVING IN SILENCE bro
M.I.S by Keabae May 4, 2020

M.I.L.F. 

Hey man, did you see Greedo's wife?
Yeah that hoe is a M.I.L.F. for real!
M.I.L.F. by MaclunkeyG June 12, 2023
Deriving from M.I.L.F , M.I.L.R(prononced like the best beer ever mil-ler) means mother id like to report,either to CPS or gossip about for her unmotherly behavior. You see M.I.L.R at the club on a Monday night at two o clock in the morning black out drunk and wandering aimlessly.You may also visit her at her house and want to throw up because of the funky stinch of her house everything is unwashed out of order and dusty the baby has ravioli stains on its clothes and face.The M.I.L.R always buys things for herself and rarely spends on her child.
GIRL1:hey did you see Gina fall down last night at the club..she should have stayed home with her kid instead of wasting 100 bucks on booze. GIRL2:i know its makes me mad she is a M.I.L.R
M.I.L.R by missbsexi August 6, 2009

M.I.L.F. 

Mom i'd like to fuck

Mrs.Bree
Shawn wants to fuck the M.I.L.F. Mrs.Bree.

Lexi is going to be a M.I.L.F when she grows up.
M.I.L.F. by SDVBNLIBV December 28, 2005
Damn look at that M.I.L.T i bet she has ticklish feet
M.I.L.T by The BOy.34ge3 June 13, 2009