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M.I.L.R

Deriving from M.I.L.F , M.I.L.R(prononced like the best beer ever mil-ler) means mother id like to report,either to CPS or gossip about for her unmotherly behavior. You see M.I.L.R at the club on a Monday night at two o clock in the morning black out drunk and wandering aimlessly.You may also visit her at her house and want to throw up because of the funky stinch of her house everything is unwashed out of order and dusty the baby has ravioli stains on its clothes and face.The M.I.L.R always buys things for herself and rarely spends on her child.
GIRL1:hey did you see Gina fall down last night at the club..she should have stayed home with her kid instead of wasting 100 bucks on booze. GIRL2:i know its makes me mad she is a M.I.L.R
by missbsexi August 6, 2009
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I.R.W.T.T.Y.H.M.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.A.S.W.A.M

I really want to tell you how much I love you but I know you don't feel the same about me.
I.R.W.T.T.Y.H.M.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.A.S.W.A.M means I really want to tell you how much I love you but I know you don't feel the same about me.
by Crystal_Snow December 20, 2022
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Rolling On Floor Laughing So Hard Voldemort Uses Avada Kedavra On Me And I Live.
Person 1: *tell a joke*
Person 2: R.O.F.L.
Person 3: R.O.F.L.S.H.V.U.A.K.O.M.A.I.L.!!!
by Wrathchild11 December 16, 2010
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i.l.f.y.a.i.t.g.r.s.t.w.y.w.i.m.c

A queen song known as good old fashion lover boy abbreviated in a smaller statement and it

states, "I'd like for you and I to go romancing, say the work your wish is my command..."
Hey

Sup
i.l.f.y.a.i.t.g.r.s.t.w.y.w.i.m.c.

Awwe thank you <3
by Larsbarz69 February 20, 2022
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L.M.R.Y.T.Y.C.I.M

Girl: L.M.R.Y.T.Y.C.I.M
Guy: hell yeah
by h.isabella.b January 19, 2020
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L.M.R.Y.D.U.Y.C.I.M

Ashley:Hey Chance L.M.R.Y.D.U.Y.C.I.M Chance: What? Ashley:Let me ride your dick until you cum inside me.
by Jacobdayfuckme November 11, 2022
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