Coleslaw Effect

When a homie hopper goes somewhere new and no one knows he's pick me asf, but people eventually realize over time till everyone hates him like everyone did at the last place.

"I feel bad for the girls at his new school."
"It's fine, the Coleslaw Effect will come through."

by weseeyousam December 20, 2022

kanye penis coleslaw

something you say when mum asks you what you want for dinner

Johnny: Wow, I'm craving for some kanye penis coleslaw today!
Eric: No dude we just had that yesteray.

by That guy said I was lesbian November 15, 2020

Coleslaw

Sex on the side

I know I'm married to Cindy, but I just can't get enough coleslaw from Sheila.

by mamma12 March 30, 2009

Coleslaw

Something that older people eat to punish themselves for living so long

My 80 year old granny's favourite food is coleslaw. She must hate herself

by Madeleine Milan April 5, 2016

Coleslaw

Another name for the side chick

Girl, you are his coleslaw!

by Teejaye Deloach April 21, 2017

Coleslaw Cock

If your girlfriend/partner gets braces you shall be know as coleslaw cock from then until she has them removed.

Your girlfriend has nice braces, coleslaw cock

by cougar face May 7, 2010

coleslaw

The other white treat, excellent with Sausage, Pickles and Beer or wine.

Coleslaw can be made of green or any combination green/red cabbage. Done properly it's fucking delicious.

Some coleslaw can be made with wine, such as weinkraut (wine cabbage), or if you're cheap, dunk it in beer.

Contrary to the other two definitions it has nothing to do with the definers' mothers' unkept genitalia.

Coleslaw is actually a solid version of an energy drink, it'll fill you up, it'll provide the "gas" needed to fuel you inner God.

That way you can be the fury you always wanted.

Besides that it'really great with the right spices, just beware you bowels afterward.

Ciao

Me: Fuck yeah! Coleslaw!
You: Oh crap! I'm about to get all French , but since you were kind enough to provide that delicious coleslaw I'll go
and fart in someone else's general direction.
Me: We've got the power...I'm glad I'm armed...

by He who eats ground, rolled-up animals... March 16, 2005