bamatter butter

Butter that has been left out on the kitchen table all day and turns to mush. It's very good for spreading but often gets very messy.

Dude 1: "Man this butter is rock hard, I can't spread it AAAAHHH!!"
Dude 2: "Don't worry man I got some bamatter butter this stuff spreads so nice"

by John15 October 24, 2012

soggy toast with butter

A perfectly straight thing and whoever asked you is gay

You like soggy toast with butter
You asked your gay

by Blake's nemesis March 27, 2021

Butter back bitch

A fat person with a bad attitude and knocked knees

“Wow I can’t believe that butter back bitch said that!?”

by Kat138 April 3, 2024

Monitor Butter

The slow buildup of grease, ejaculate, pre ejaculate, urine, saliva, poo, earwax and bogeys on your computer screen as you accidentally dropped your monitor into the toilet then proceeded to do unspeakable things

Me: Bro check out my monitor butter

Bro: ok

by YBPYT October 1, 2021

knat butter

The butter like substance that accumulates on a male dogs penis that attract knats

The knat butter on your dogs dick is attracting alot of knats

by Bubbakush112 April 19, 2018

bum in the butter

To experience a stroke of good fortune. British.

Saw Mark down the market, he found a finger in a can of tomatoes and got a huge settlement.

So he's got his bum in the butter, again.

by Shuaman October 24, 2018

Butter Beat-Off

When you melt a bowl of butter, and pour it on the person's penis and jerk them off with it.

He's so hot I want to give him a butter beat-off.

by DTTHELEGEND May 4, 2025