You: *kisses crush*
Crush: What the flip!?
Crush: Whyd you just kiss me..?
You: Its national kiss your crush month
Crush: oh ok! *kiss*
Crush: What the flip!?
Crush: Whyd you just kiss me..?
You: Its national kiss your crush month
Crush: oh ok! *kiss*
by muschifresser February 1, 2025
Get the National kiss your crush monthmug. When one is chewing big red gum then proceeds to have oral sex (butthole licking) of the taint hole on their said partner or partners....
Rick was chewing big red then licked randys asshole...Randal replied it's so hot and spicy it's ass if it was a kiss of the devil on my asshole...
by el-gato-negro March 4, 2019
Get the Kiss of the devilmug. The grotesque aftermath of masturbating after shitting without wiping. The masturbator positions themselves towards the back of the toilet seat to make it easier to shoot the load into the toilet, which results in a Hershey's Kiss shaped turdlet on the back of the seat
"Bro, can I shit at your place? I can't go at my place anymore."
"Why not?"
"My roommate keeps leaving Hershey's Kisses on the fucking toilet seat."
"Why not?"
"My roommate keeps leaving Hershey's Kisses on the fucking toilet seat."
by Richard Noggin October 15, 2022
Get the Hershey's Kissmug. I drank from a water bottle as I was so FUCK THIRSTY that it was my training already that INDIRECT FRENCH KISS to any SHITTY ASSHOLE.
by SIXTIES LITTLE GIRL August 21, 2021
Get the INDIRECT FRENCH KISSmug. by thezookeeper98 April 25, 2011
Get the MAGNA KISSmug. On the 30.06 its national kissing day
You can choose which person you want to kiss and they have to!
You can choose which person you want to kiss and they have to!
Josh: kira do you want to kiss me?
Kirs: no!
Josh: but its National Kissing day!
Kira: oh you are right. Aight come here!
Kirs: no!
Josh: but its National Kissing day!
Kira: oh you are right. Aight come here!
by Anonymous.112 June 29, 2020
Get the National Kissing Daymug. by Meeuw8869 July 2, 2018
Get the flemish kissmug.