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It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .
Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!
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the word to welcome someone you are truly respect and appreciate his/her business experience and reputation. Can be used on first meeting or after long time not seeing.
Person1: Luca, meet Don, he is a Partner of our major investor.
Person2: Tabee Don, it is great pleasure to meet you.
tabee by yeleleo May 22, 2017
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Clip the Tard by will bitten September 18, 2016

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Person born in Wales (UK) who has travelled into space by any means.
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Taffanaut was born in Wales and went to space.
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It's the effect caused by talking to someone while being sad or angry. The effect consists of forcibly changing your emotional state from sad to happy for no apparent logical reason.
I was sad but after talking to you I experienced the Tati effect.

Taking a Trump 

1. Purposely leaving a massive shit in a public toilet.

2. Creating a mess that someone else will have to clean-up and cause them to wonder how it's existance was possible.
Where's Jerry? Probably taking a trump.

Direct talk 

Is straight up with no chaser real talk that leaves no room for any confusion.
I’m a firm believer in direct talk don’t time for beatin around bush.
Direct talk by Starving Artist246 October 6, 2021