Meat log

A journal where you keep track of how much you have sex or jack off

I added a lot to my meat log this week

by Sjhdgsgdhjd October 08, 2018

Meat log

Every man has a meat log in their clothing waiting to be swallowed whole by the predatory women

Bro my meat log is hard so you should call your stepsister.

She’s 14

by Oofheadass October 20, 2019

Meat Log

A log of meat

I ate the Meat Log

by BillisChegg April 16, 2019

spicy meat throne

When the woman eats 50 packs of taco bell fire sauce and a box of laxatives then allows the the man to fuck her in said butt until she projectile shits on his penis.

April and I went to taco bell last night and she gave me a spicy meat throne afterwards!

by Big daddy chatty June 13, 2021

Dead Meat Fan

Fan of Dead Meat who does his own KILL COUNTS. He’s also 5’2

I guess you don’t want to see the day of light ever again - Dead Meat Fan

by Dead Meat Fan June 16, 2022

Baby Meat

A reference from the ghetto bible that directly describes a black girl's butt. The words "Bathin' Apes" in some of Soulja Boy's songs were mistaken for "baby meat".

Yo man, check out dat chick's baby meats

by Ghettoboi January 31, 2011

beat girl meat

when finally get that sweet ass all alone and she let you drop her drawls then its time to beat girl meat
(smash that pussy)

bruh Im horny af...fuck it im finna call my chick and beat girl meat...lmao

by my fucking teeth hurt December 25, 2015