Skip to main content

ass kissing contest 

An election where the politician who kisses the most asses wins.
I didn't watch any of the ass kissing contest did you?
A private request for a kiss/kisses on the lips (no tongues) and perhaps a little cuddle too.
"kissywoo? kissyWOO" (delivered in wheedling tone)
kissywoo by Emma March 11, 2005

Ass Kisser 

The lowest life form in the workplace not only trying to butter up to the boss or manager but to his superiors and even to the regional or company CEO.
The President of the company came to the store to visit but that little ass kisser ruined his visit by kissing up to him and giving a gift to him making the other co-worker very angry with her.
Ass Kisser by BruinKiller3469 March 8, 2014

i-had-a-dream-about-kissing-those 

Level 100 lips on a scale of 1. Must be soft, supple, and belong to girls of HIGH caliber.

French kisser of anuses 

john howard is just george bush's bum tonguer.

rainbow kissing 

when a guy puts period juce from a menstruating girl and makes out with her wtih th juice still in his mouth
Tim likes to rainbow kiss with his bitch