skin beans

skin beans are the hypodermis, it’s a layer of fat in your skin. they are calls skin beans because they look like beans under your skin

“oops, seems i’ve cut to my skin beans”

by skin bean eater March 17, 2024

Bean Dip N Queso

A sexual maneuver while a man has his “beans” in side of a woman. Another attending person shall try to suck the “queso” out of the man’s penis.

I’m about to bean dip n queso these two dumb boards

by Dick Whistle December 1, 2024

Beans

A Puerto Rican who flakes on his homies and caps a lot.

Damn beans really did me dirty yesterday.

by Papi gato J June 14, 2021

Maegs famous bean dip

The act of flipping someone's nipple with your testicles. As opposed to a regular bean dip with your hand. Usually by surprise.

Gave her the old maegs famous bean dip, she loved it.

by Dajockamo May 6, 2017

beans

stay back kitten
I'm transforming
🐺🐺
AHHHH

beans is saying steak is not an egg

by Gezqwcwhrt3jc3cjtjcg4 January 4, 2025

bean nadan

The GOD of all GODS he is a truthful and powerful human being he eats beans with Ryan Naidu's Cousin

bean nadan is my dad

by yoyotgjktgk November 13, 2022

Jelly bean and pickle sandwich

A type of sandwich popularised by a guy named Al who lived in a sewer with his hamster pal, but the sanitation workers really didn't approve, so he packed up his accordion and had to move, to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree, and he worked in a nasal decongestant factory, and he played on the company bowling team, and every single night he had a strange, recurring dream, where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream, but that's really not important to the story.
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist, with a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm), But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number , then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life savings on a split-level cave, 20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth), And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!").

"that Al guy really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!")."

by Billy jean and chickle sandvic December 3, 2024