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Cave Paintings

the markings left behind from a beastly turd after flushing it.
"LOL! you should have saw the cave paintings left behind that that beast drew on the way down the poop shoot!"
by SkeksiesAKArissa September 29, 2011
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Period Painting

When a female goes to the male bathroom, and then picks up the toilet seat, and has her period in a counterclockwise motion on the lower part of the toilet seat, thus making a painting. Note, this must be done in a clockwise motion on National Holidays.

If a male does this with urethral bleeding or anal fissures that are in stream form, this is called the South Korean Sunset.
Roommate: DUDE, A GIRL JUST LEFT A PERIOD PAINTING IN THE BATHROOM! SCORE!!!
by PennWard December 1, 2011
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Montana Paint

Montana Paint is what you get when you mix buffalo shit with snow and smear it on a fence or house. It falls off 9 months later when it thaws but by then you've already been paid and drank all the money.
The house looks like hell, Jimmy. Mix up some Montana paint and freshen up the brown parts for Momma.
by Benny Church December 5, 2012
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Not Pinterested

Not having any use or interest in the Pinterest website or Apps.
Hey babe come over here and look at all these different items on Pinterest. Are you kidding me? I do not want to see, or talk about the website anymore. I am not Pinterested.
by SWheatley22 May 8, 2012
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carpet painter

people who dye or bleach their pubic hair
"Jane": Omg Sally is such a carpet painter...
"Jill": well everyone was calling her a bleach blonde so it only makes sense to match....
by atboggs September 16, 2012
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corp paint

Corp paint, or corppaint is a fake and excessive style of makeup, used mainly by corporations' marketing and PR agencies during commercials and expected to be worn daily by employees in general. The makeup is used mainly to make employees appear superhuman and perfect in an average and plastic sort of way, much like the products they produce.
1. "did you just see that commercial with the happy white family? I think they really overdid the corppaint- even the dog looked like he was done up in it.

2. Before Justin bieber and Niki Menaj took the stage together, they sat in the back rooms while their corppaint was applied.

3. The CEO stood on the podium in front of hundreds of his top-level staff and media people for the annual conference in the bahamas resort, the stress in his tired and old face masked by his corp paint.

4. The woman at the counter stared at me from under her corp-painted face and said: "we have a zero-refund policy, you'll have to speak to my manager about that."
by kidneyswap April 7, 2013
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wall painter

Someone called Hannah who is abnormally small and likes sucking black dick.
Hannah you're such a wall painter
by Wall-painters United October 30, 2013
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