closed-off

people with their heads too far up their ass to notice people who they dont know

no example

by kalsjdfkl;asf February 2, 2003

off your meds

To act like a biligerent pshyco lunatic to the point where it's dangerous in a savage and creature-like manner.

Did you see what my boyfriend's pshyco soon to be ex wife did to his truck the other day?! Dude I'm tellin ya the tin mans not all there! I was thinkin to myself,bit*h you are off your meds!!

by Black dirty January 1, 2010

Fuck off, Hasselhoff!

Angry rejection of a statement, suggestion or request.

Doug: Can I have one of your Schnitzels?
Alex: Fuck off, Hasselhoff! You must get your own.

by MrFurius May 6, 2010

Fresh off a Deuce

The act of recently finishing taking a crap.
Taking a shit in the last 5 minutes.

Dude you smell like your fresh off a deuce!!
Ooh snap, I feel ten pounds lighter since im fresh off a deuce!!

by Adrian the Canadian February 4, 2007

pinching one off

1. The elimination of fecal waste through one's anus.

2. The art of expelling feces from one's anus in a manner that exceeds the definition of "pooping" or "crapping".

1. I was just in the bathroom pinching one off

2. Oh God how I love shitting!

by Purno December 9, 2008

crimp off a length

Tightening your sphincter mid poop to cut it in half.

I had such a massive turd this morning, i had to crimp off a length to stop it rising too high in the bowl

by Doctor rotcod March 4, 2014

woof the fuck off

Telling a bitch to fuck off or back off.

Tracy: Carol acts like she’s interested in Henry’s pet to get into his pants

Nicole: Again?! that bitch can woof the fuck off

by joe mama penis November 28, 2019