Beans

The most DELICIOUS item on planet Earth

Beans (noun)
Brendaryl: Hey , what should we have for lunch?

Shrek: B E A N S

Brendaryl: AH YES , I LOVE B E A N S , MY FAVORITE FLAVOR IS M

by Poop cheeks January 1, 2021

Beaned

To Jizz make some cream cheese all over your friends mom.

"I just beaned in your mom expect a sibling in 9 months"

by Beaned in your mom August 1, 2018

beaning

"beaning" refers to a pulsating clit which one experiences when having an emotional breakdown or a momentary lapse of harshness.

Yo Jim you're beaning right now.

by the big blood March 6, 2017

Dirty Jelly Bean

Noun - Informal / Slang

1. A euphemism for a solid poo

1.1 Crescent shaped faeces

Hold on, I've got to drop off a dirty jelly bean

by LemonySnickets October 10, 2021

Beaned

When someone is so stoned there eyes are puffy and red they’re beaned

He smoked 2 grams and now he’s beaned

by anonymous September 14, 2020

bean tail

When you shit and the feces are half way out of your asshole.

Penny wise pulled on my bean tail while I was shitting.

by Ling Ling rauuuuuuuuur June 18, 2022

Beans

Beans are one of the many good things in life, well really the only good thing

Person 1: 'are you good'
Person 2:' no, I've lost my beans'

by Beans beans November 8, 2020