Thotzarella Stick

A very short, annoying, Italian thot. They love to start drama, aren't all that pretty, and probably have an ugly nose. Thotzarella Sticks are proud to be Italian but don't speak the language, and unknowingly embrace the "Jersey Shore" style stereotype of Italians. They are loud as fuck and on occasion have a little raspiness to their voices, which is usually the case if the Thotzarella Stick in question originates from a Sicilian background. Unlike most Italians, Thotzarella Sticks actually hate their family, but it's only because their family disowns them for being thots, and don't wish to support their self-destructive and ho-ish lifestyles. There is a 30% chance a Thotzarella Stick's first or middle name is either Marie or Nicole, and if it just so happens to be a combination of the two then hold on to your fucking hat. If a Thotzarella Stick were to move to New Jersey, the general populous would assume they were originally from there. They most likely have 2,000 followers and up on Instagram, but only because of countless guys don't know them that just want to fuck. If a Thotzarella Stick is on bad terms with a person they believe could improve their social image by mere association, they will try their best to be nice and become better friends with said person for selfish egotistical purposes.

"Hey did you end up going on a second date with Marie?"
"Fuck no! That little thotzarella stick talked my fuckin' ear off with all of this gossip shit I didn't care about! I excused myself from the table and paid the tab early, and now she's on twitter with emojis all over the place thanking me for a great night and saying we gotta hang out soon! The fuck?? Um how about no???"
"Wait like she DM'd you on Twitter?"
"No, like she publicly @'d me and I don't even follow her. She had to go find my account."
"What the fuck why would she tweet that??"
"Beats the fuck outta me."

by METALPANTHER7 December 14, 2017

Doodoo stick

The most stupid person in the world that bums everybody out at the worst possible times. No one likes a doodoo

Stick

Don’t be such a doodoo stick

by Youdontknowmethatsonperiod February 3, 2020

sticks

sticks, sometimes called stix, are 2 (or more) cigarillos or blunt wraps. A "stick" is simply, just one.

hey man got any sticks?

Nah man shit
Fuck now we have to go to the store

by lungkans3r January 1, 2018

Titties on a stick

When something jump scares you and you react by saying this.

Friend #1: Boo!
Friend #2: Titties on a stick you scared me

by Jordynlookslikeabirg January 19, 2022

Brother stick

When two brothers are having sex with the same girl and both guys go into her vagina at the same time

Ciara slept with the brothers and they said they gave her the brother stick

by Rabbit940 July 22, 2019

stick person

A person with a stick up their ass, someone who never has any fun or makes fun plans with other people or the group.

"Hey Noah let's go to the movies"
"nah I don't want to waste my money on that."
"Jesus christ, you're a fucking stick person."

by slappos January 12, 2020

Djont stick

A guitar-like instrument with only the lowest 3 strings, tuned to a comically low tuning (standard power chord drop tuning). Played in djent bands, as it's easy to get that djuggah and djeh sounds from the instrument. Often replaces the guitar and bass, as the music is tuned so low a normal guitar can't make those sounds while a bass would just be playing the same notes with different tonal qualities

Brad: "Hey Kyle, what kind of guitar makes those squeals, djegga, and mud sounds? I see you playing it all the time"
Kyle: "Yo Brad, that's not a guitar, it's my djont stick. I'm a djent kiddie now boi" *skates away*

by Mikau02 April 9, 2024