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The Bad Touch

A song made by the band, The Bloodhound Gang. All their songs have some hilarity and usually sexual connotations.
The Bad Touch--
"You and me are nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel... Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is the Texas bet, can you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about, so put your hands down my pants"-- long excerpt
by Bweeks March 30, 2009
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the bubble

The Woodlands, Texas. A rich, populous, modern community north of houston. It's called the bubble for the extreme disregard of reality. Here, teenagers believe they can drink, smoke, and have sex with everyone, then get accepted into any college because their rich parents will pay for another wing. As soon as you leave the dense cover of trees, all you will see is pavement. Everyone who hears of the Woodlands immediately thinks of snobby rich kids.
Dean: Dude, I went to a party in the Bubble last night. Craziest shit you will ever see.

John: Seriously? Did you drink, smoke, and have sex?

Dean: So much, man. I freaking love the Woodlands. But I wouldn't want to live there, the people are a bunch of snobby rich kids.

John: True dat.
by white.noise May 15, 2010
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The Balls

where pee is stored
by JellyGangF November 17, 2017
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Shit the bed

When something goes horribly wrong, or mechanically or electronically dies.
"I hate my Samsung. I only had it a week before it shit the bed. I'm getting an iPhone."
When seeing the blue screen of death on your laptop: "Fuck! My computer just shit the bed!"
The lawnmower sputters to a stop in the middle of the yard. "There she goes--damn lawnmower just shit the bed.
After a disastrous first date: "Billy cooked for that hot girl on their first date. Talk about shitting the bed.
by Ms. Awful May 21, 2015
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shredding the beef

Using one's fingernails while wacking off. Causes the man-pole to bleed. Audie's brother invented it. Feels good.
Yesterday i had a boner all day so i went home and decided shredding the beef would be nice

I've been shredding the beef so much my penis is half the size it used to be.
by Appleman May 19, 2006
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barbie-the-Barbie

1. In noun form, this word refers to a "roast" or putting-down of an abnormally attractive and cheery person by and for the entertainment of others.

2. In verb form, it means to participate in the act described above.
1. You're saying that my hair is blindingly blond, she's saying that I'm so happy it's depressing...what is this, a barbie-the-Barbie?!?

2. Just look at her, she thinks she's so cool with her sparkling teeth and boots with the fur...ladies, time to barbie-the-Barbie.
by Astrapto September 10, 2011
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Size of the boat

The "Boat" refers to the size of a penis. The expression is used when a person says when he/she talks about penis size. This statement is usually countered with the motion of the ocean.
by Jimmy Balmar March 17, 2010
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