A song made by the band, The Bloodhound Gang. All their songs have some hilarity and usually sexual connotations.
The Bad Touch--
"You and me are nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel... Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is the Texas bet, can you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about, so put your hands down my pants"-- long excerpt
"You and me are nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel... Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is the Texas bet, can you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about, so put your hands down my pants"-- long excerpt
by Bweeks March 30, 2009
Get the The Bad Touch mug.The Woodlands, Texas. A rich, populous, modern community north of houston. It's called the bubble for the extreme disregard of reality. Here, teenagers believe they can drink, smoke, and have sex with everyone, then get accepted into any college because their rich parents will pay for another wing. As soon as you leave the dense cover of trees, all you will see is pavement. Everyone who hears of the Woodlands immediately thinks of snobby rich kids.
Dean: Dude, I went to a party in the Bubble last night. Craziest shit you will ever see.
John: Seriously? Did you drink, smoke, and have sex?
Dean: So much, man. I freaking love the Woodlands. But I wouldn't want to live there, the people are a bunch of snobby rich kids.
John: True dat.
John: Seriously? Did you drink, smoke, and have sex?
Dean: So much, man. I freaking love the Woodlands. But I wouldn't want to live there, the people are a bunch of snobby rich kids.
John: True dat.
by white.noise May 15, 2010
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Yesterday i had a boner all day so i went home and decided shredding the beef would be nice
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I've been shredding the beef so much my penis is half the size it used to be.
by Appleman May 19, 2006
Get the shredding the beef mug.1. In noun form, this word refers to a "roast" or putting-down of an abnormally attractive and cheery person by and for the entertainment of others.
2. In verb form, it means to participate in the act described above.
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