Penis Colata
A fascinating drink made with your favorite rum, pineapple juice or chunks and a generous helping of fresh jizz.
A classic, refreshing penis colada is made by blending 2 oz white rum, 1.5–2 oz cream of man, 2 oz pineapple juice, and 1 cup of ice until smooth. For the best texture, use frozen pineapple chunks or extra ice, and garnish with a pineapple wedge and maraschino cherry.
Ingredients
2oz rum
2oz pineapple juice
1.5-2oz cream of man (jizz)
1 cup Ice (or frozen pineapple chunks for more flavor)
Optional: 1/2 oz fresh lime juice (to balance sweetness)
Directions
Blend everything together.
A classic, refreshing penis colada is made by blending 2 oz white rum, 1.5–2 oz cream of man, 2 oz pineapple juice, and 1 cup of ice until smooth. For the best texture, use frozen pineapple chunks or extra ice, and garnish with a pineapple wedge and maraschino cherry.
Ingredients
2oz rum
2oz pineapple juice
1.5-2oz cream of man (jizz)
1 cup Ice (or frozen pineapple chunks for more flavor)
Optional: 1/2 oz fresh lime juice (to balance sweetness)
Directions
Blend everything together.
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