penis wrangler

the one who is one who is kinda like me, who could be seen as me. Then again its just josh

I had your mom and she's a penis wrangler!

by jakkfrozt January 20, 2004

Penis Table

When you push two round tables together it creates a penis table.

"Everyone can't fit at just one table, so lets make a penis table"

by Suite 304 March 7, 2010

Penis Thin

An item; namely an article of clothing, but could also refer to food, that is so thin or small in size that it causes discomfort to the user.

I'm freezing! These pants are so penis thin

by jaberwocky91 January 24, 2011

penis sneeze

when you see an unbelivably hot person and you jizz everywere w/o getting hard
it often blows up your pants

eric: dude i saw deja today she made my penis sneeze everywere
Madison: i know,id hit that

by philly steaks October 16, 2010

penis web

something to write on other people's homework when they aren'y looking to make them go "WHAT THE FUCK?"

Bob is doing homework
*Bob turn around"
*Eric writes penis web on paper*
Bob says, "WHAT THE FUCK?"

by someone_you_dont_know May 18, 2007

tight penis

Overly muscular penis that is too big to function.

Damn boy, you're tight penis won't work!

by sammicheater May 12, 2012

penis bubble

A person who is extremely annoying, much like that bubble that you find on your penis.

Did you see Jim today?" "Unfortunately. God, he's such a penis bubble.

by pseudonymous_bosch February 22, 2011