Stew meat

Roadkill which has been not only rained on, but further obliterated.

That animal was just roadkill until you hit it in the rain, now it's stew meat.

by Shitstick1969 October 16, 2018

Skunk Meat

Skunk Meat refers to the worst player on a female basketball team.

Person A: "Damn. Lexi sucks ass at basketball."

Person B: "Yeah she's skunk meat bro"

by TheDeuceBruh March 7, 2016

Meat puzzle

(noun)
A person whose physical appearance is so disorganized, asymmetrical, or disturbing that it looks like their body was assembled from flesh without instructions. Not just ugly — they’re a confusing arrangement of meat, like someone hit randomize on a character creator and then mashed the parts together.

Can also refer to someone who moves in a way that’s jerky, unnatural, or just straight up wrong, meatwise.

• “Dude walked in moving like a meat puzzle. Limbs all on shuffle mode.”
• “She built like a meat puzzle — every piece the wrong size and upside down.”
• “That’s not a body, that’s a meat puzzle someone gave up on halfway through.”
• “He cute if you squint… but zoom out and you realize it’s a full meat puzzle situation.”

by Urban zai June 10, 2025

meat bakery

Slang for a brothel

Sucks the police raided that meat bakery on fith...

by BeerNuggets October 16, 2021

meat sauce

"Meat sauce" is originally a word designing the sauce accompanying the meat. However, the words "meat sauce" got turned into an inside joke in the Honkai Impact 3rd fandom designing the character Veliona / Dark Seele.

hahaha meat sauce and cucumber

by sussy baka!!!!!! June 22, 2021

Meat Peddler

Someone who is a bit of a bitch and probably works at a deli and makes sandwiches.

"Man, Carson is such a meat peddler. Bro needs to shut up and make me a sandwich."

by JimBobBrowning March 26, 2023

Hoagie Meat

Slang term for the Labia when it is loose hanging from the Vagina.

When the stripper came out we were shocked to see her hoagie meat hanging almost to her knee.

by Razor1979 May 9, 2012