john the dragon

John the dragon is a dragon created by Artemis from Warriors Amino. He is the companion of Stardustkit and is super powerful and can kill everyone in 1 second.

John the dragon was summoned by Stardustkit.

by winky face November 3, 2021

john decker

A synonym for Jack Dexter. Usually used on sports fields, such as baseball.

there goes motherfricken JOHN DECKER.

by MikeTheMainMan May 27, 2018

john

random normal guy that works at some company you have no idea exists

guy 1: *working*
john: *walks up* my shift is done
guy 1: ok?

by Stupid Af July 12, 2021

John McClane

To have you or a member of your team go alone without backup against an opposing team of 4 or more... and then winning.

1: There's no way you can take them all on. Everyone else is dead.
2: Watch me. I'm gonna John McClane 'em.

by dieharddiehardlover May 27, 2024

Long Dong John

a nickname for when a friend is discovered to have a massive penis.

guy 1: Woah dude, thats a massive dick!
guy 2:yeah man, he is clearly a Long Dong John!
guy being looked at: what the hell is wrong with you?

by COOLDUMBDUMB October 28, 2021

john flesch

he is a godly like creature who wants to ask you how you are doing and how school is going

john flesch: hey its so good to see you buddy. I hope everything's going good at school.

by fleschpatoo December 17, 2021

John Bain Syndrome

When you die from a disease or other illness that you made fun of in the past.

John Bain Syndrome got its name from John Peter Bain A.K.A "The Cynical Brit." In the early 2010s, he came under fire for telling someone to "go get cancer and die."

Needless to say, the Internet was NOT very sympathetic when he revealed that he had cancer himself, citing this infamous moment many times. They practically rejoiced when he revealed that it was terminal.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 24, 2021